Florida Man Strikes Again
“First I just dabbled with it, ya know?”
Just bought my first Harley
Not all heroes wear capes
Black Mirror Predictions...
My Owl Tattoo
Yup.
Wake up!
It’s called class
What!?
It cost $0 to be nice
MRW she's down for Lazy Town and Chill
Happy National Dog Day
Today is my actual Birthday and wanted to spread some great wisdom
40 mins late and no call no show... looks like I got stood up
Lighting is everything
Texas BBQ
Hillary for Prison 2016
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Miss Piggy Dump
Marketing done right
Blue Lives Matter
Things I want to do before I die
Title.
MRW a hot girl hits on me and ask if she can buy me a drink
Quads or jeans?
It's my birthday!
Who's your daddy!?
Voting
Hmmmmm....
Thick Cheesy Thursday
Dilemma every night.
10 mins into YouTube and chill and he gives you this look
:)
If you are good at something never do it for free
So this is happening!!!!
(Insert catchy title here)
Otis Dump
I show my SO my porn history
Chocolate or Vanilla
MRW the right song comes out on the radio
When she grabs it and says, LETS GO!
MRW I see my ex with her new ugly BF
Happy Friday!
MRW my friend tells me she's voting for Trump
How I feel on pay day
10 mins into Walt Disney and Chill
First Dump.
MRW I stub my pinky toe on wall corner
When you find out the girl you want has a crush on your brother so you lie to her so you can smash
When you think you got FP worthy material
I don't know how to feel about this
My plans for Easter
MRW when a hot girl at the bar hits on me and ask you if she can buy me a drink
I like big butts and
Who's a good boy?
I hear my neighbors banging next door and I try to be much louder than they are
Someone at the table says Trump will be a great president
MRW I hear my neighbors banging next door
I hear my neighbors banging next door