NotAnInternetBreaker

3750 pts ยท January 19, 2019


Although, hear me out, maybe they would run faster if it did have missiles...

6 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Apparently you haven't driven on American expressways.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Gravity.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Some people have this waiting for them at the end instead. Cut the toxic people from your life or you will never get better.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Read your HoA convents (because its probably a legally unenforceable train wreck). Find out what constitutes quorum for the meetings (usually x% of the households) to be valid (because they probably don't have enough people attending to make any voting decisions valid). And then finally move out because HoAs boards tend to attract mini Mussolinis to run them.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Some pictures you can hear.

3 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Hold up, now you are telling us dynamite fishing is bad for the environment? My cousin-uncle told me it was all natural!

3 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

I see this as an absolute win. They got what they asked for and some else gets a new organ.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's about sending a message.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Do not cite the Deep Magic to me, Witch! I was there when it was written.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Never let the truth get in the way of a good story.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You won't believe it, but after following this link I found out a Nigerian Prince needs my help! I'm going to be rich!

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've buried my tools, converse shoes, cargo shorts, and 101 knock knock jokes book. Now what?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you don't know then you aren't.

3 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That depends on the Beaver.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've seen what it does to a house cat. I would not want a Jaguar to get the attack zoomies.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Bill O'Reilly liked to pretend Jon was president whenever they met. Let's make Bill's dream come true!

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If I remember right the mgr tried to prompt the idea up to corporate and in typical fashion different ideas were rejected. Small hub.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I worked at a hub where the mechanic cut and installed fans in the back for the drivers. Corporate found out and made him remove them all.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I don't care that it is slowly losing pixels.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

But if the poor stop breeding who will they exploit?

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Underrated comment.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If only more people understood this... But then how would they justify their actions in their own mind?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That is why it is "walk like you have" and not "walk, you have"

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0