NotAdolfHitler

11283 pts · February 8, 2018


You mean "Off the clock" and "On the clock".

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

That fucking old lady with the walker, jesus...

7 years ago | Likes 1683 Dislikes 22

That's a lawsuit waiting to happen.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

But is it airplane-proof?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The urethra.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Gummigenics.

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Yes, after long enough to sustain permanent kidney damage. That's more than two day's worth of pee (avg 800-2000 mL/day).

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

How much dat dank kush bro?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

For ants.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How can someone not realize they have not been peeing for days? It surprises me how much people either disconnect or deny their bodies.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

*whoosh*

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Brandon be savage af.

7 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 11

So, does he carry around a case of hands for doing other things, or that's his only skill?

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Who in the what now?

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

>tooken

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Go raw or go home.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bone spurs.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Prolapsed anuses.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mayflies? In June?

7 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

"Ha!" —Pyramid Pizza

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Electric boogaloo.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What a time to be alive...

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And thus a trap is born.

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Whoresome.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

Adblock, bitch.

7 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 2

Butt.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It makes my day to see all those descendants of immigrants telling other immigrants to get out of the land they stole from the natives.

7 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 4

Bitch if I wanted to read that shit I would be on reddit.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But are you into enemas?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Womp womp.

7 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 4