NotAProfessor

12708 pts · April 5, 2015


Definitely not a professor. You can’t prove otherwise.

If liking Amazonian goddesses is gay, I don’t want to be straight ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

2 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

#1 what’s worse is when you can hurt/scare the animals for some reason, but then can’t pet/comfort them after… devastating

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In Lake Geneva, WI for those wondering. Was super cool seeing these in person.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I believe these are sea lions. Seals aren’t able to stand up on their fins like sea lions can.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Probably masterbating wrong. I’m not one to kink shame though, so you do you.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Part of me was hoping for a bunch of tiny Christina Aguileras running around on their hands.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Did anyone else read “Christina Aguilera” for the first two words? No? Just me?

3 years ago | Likes 184 Dislikes 2

Hard. Fucking. Pass.

3 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Savage

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Where’d you get the stl?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What the hell is this from??

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

You gotta wipe off the big clumps of mud before you do your wash cycle though. Thus the floor mat.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hey! I’m using one of those right now lol.

4 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

You first bud

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Got some sauce for the original? Apparently I’m inept at finding it on the webs.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Your fire spirit is adorable.

4 years ago | Likes 71 Dislikes 0

This is great to know, thanks for the recommendation

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Those were so good!! It’s the whole reason I put Cholula on cheap frozen pizzas. Pure nostalgia.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Which is fucking insane. That landscape killed people so quickly.

4 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 1

Next time do a better job of hiding it then, Chet.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If I remember correctly, Gambon said in an interview that he never read the books and was channeling his headmaster from school.

4 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

The article gives more context about his frustrations with the situation. Recommend giving it a read.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This +1

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Where did you get the STL’s?

4 years ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 1

“…it’s a Bruce Willis movie!” -Bruce Willis

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Jesus, how big is your printer?! I want it lol

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

And it’s a f*cking banger!

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Who shaved that gorilla?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

Not even a single letter, huh? (+1)

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0