NotABench

28907 pts · July 23, 2017


Nope, no bench here, nothing to see. Nosiree If you’re so inclined, send me pictures of furniture. Any kind. Tables, cabinets, sinks, etc.. Just not benches. This is a bench-free zone. I you get this to FP, well, uh... I’ll send you an image of my dog. His name is Sirius. He is a good boy. (And not a bench)

Karmic dice unnerve me…

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Chaos Walking, one of the characters has a dog and another likes their dog

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*do’nt

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*non-mewtonian

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There are, funnily enough, some exceptions. Certain animals shed and regrow a “horn sheath”, which is separate from antlers :)

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Unless you’re still in the womb

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No problern

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I mean, you probably don’t *have* to…

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Are rat aphrodisiacs a good idea or is it productive enough on its own?

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Revenge of the Fifth

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Slimy, yet satisfying

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Not the sweetest cantelope in the farmer’s market

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All rise, motherfucker

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Yeah, lotta outdated stuff. The NC Constitution still says that if you deny the existence of God, you can’t take office

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At last, I’m not relevant

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Baptise, motherfucker

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“Mother, I bring news from the womb”

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Only if you draw your characters with bones

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