Not2religious

9788 pts · November 17, 2016


I mean she had a muscle memory response. A large, round, brown object was placed by her mouth. She responded.

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Just so you know, emulators don’t count. I hope he beat it on 5.25”

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He has built in eye protection.... his eyelids are always slightly closed.

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That’s a helluva username

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Steer into the slide! Hell of a save!

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LAN party!

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God I thought it was a laser disc at first. Fuck I’m old

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Kids these days will never know the hell it was trying to clean out the ball of a mouse because the cursor won’t move.

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I did Nazi that coming!

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Jackhammer not get tired

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Annnndddd now my eyes are watering.

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What’s more terrifying is that during WWI they didn’t wear helmets until they realized the damage from artillery several months in...

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Btw, I ate the shit outta that paper wrapper after she told me that.

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Guess Ill get my answer for once, my sister told me as a kid that you could eat the zebra stripe wrapper too cuz it was flavored. Was I had?

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“Welcome”

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And likes big trucks!

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Hmm hmm. Whataburger. That is all

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This quality pleases me. +1

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Watched Parkinson’s destroy my grandmother. This just made my day. Thank you.

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This is my shocked face

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But my car engine struggles to make it past 120,000 miles. Maybe NASA should build cars

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Lost my shit when he rolled down the window

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Girls think they’re sly... but when you’re spooning and they push their butt into your crotch... it’s on purpose. Trust me.

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Warm bleach water.

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Tolkien’s WWI service helped inspire his writing. Battle of the Somme-Trench warfare, no mans land, and the western front inspired Mordor.

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Later that night the owl returned to retrieve its puppy dog meal

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Former* IT guy

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