NorrinR

800 pts · May 31, 2013


Jimmy's up for caturday too!

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My first thought upon seeing this was “someone should post this to ‘Dull Men’s Club’!”

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That, my friend, is Bagpuss! (Google it).

2 years ago | Likes 69 Dislikes 0

Have friends whose dad didn’t tell them their mother was dying. Mom didn’t want kids to see her. 40+ years later they’re still wounded.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

THT

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You were anticipating something more profound?

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The University of Maine should really consider revoking his Bachelor’s degree in… checks notes… Science!

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Letting go of the belief that you are somehow being judged for your very existence is like breaking the chains of slavery.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She looks a lot more like a wombat than a possum.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Nobody in the history of mankind has ever tired out an Australian Shepherd.

3 years ago | Likes 461 Dislikes 3

How old was the kid?

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Answered above. This badass got 2 times the old money!

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I used to work with a guy who typed his own letters. He used :ofs. He told everybody her name was Olivia Fenton Smith.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How the fuck do you tie up a crab like that without getting nipped to death?

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

USA, Liberia, Myanmar, and (in a return engagement) the UK.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If I were you I’d knock Scotland off that list.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nah man, that’s only the ones who are registered with a specific political party, you’re thinking of independents.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not gonna lie. I sleep in that leg position because it spreads my ass cheeks apart and gives my sweaty asshole a chance to dry out!

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Have these people never read “The king, the mice, and the cheese”?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Atkin’s and Harvey look like they need their own talk show.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

“Do you have a flag”? - E. Izzard

4 years ago | Likes 111 Dislikes 0

Apparently I do. I’m willing to admit that, it doesn’t *look* staged, but I’m still wondering why someone was filming the monitor.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 9

Why was someone filming the monitor? Seems staged.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 29

I’m afraid Putin’s ego won’t let this end well for any of us!

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I moved to the US when I was 13. Nobody told me about the POA. First day of school, everyone stands up and starts ‘pledging’. WTF!!!

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

It’s almost like they’re trying to… bully you into sharing.

4 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 0

In 1986, if you’d asked me which 80s bands I’d still be listening to 30 years hence, I wouldn’t have told you it was Madness.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Best dump ever!

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

“The switch theory”?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Absolutely amazing! If they’re just square tiles, why did they need to be hand cut?

4 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0