NormalMediumWarm

687 pts ยท February 9, 2016


Casinos want him.

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They have so much personality. So present and full of life.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is this a real town or did you just imagine it?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Catstralia then.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Doesn't give a hoot.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is there a "Reverse" button on my vacuum cleaner??

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I need closure.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lara Craft.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Insulated, yet drafty

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Also, the glass has to want to curve.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Someone tell me how it ends.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sung to the tune of "He's a lumberjack and he's ok"...

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lost a contact lens.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

True. 1898-1965.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Notably absent: The first Apple laptop. So heavy you lost feeling in your legs if you put it on your lap.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Which team should I be rooting for?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Too soon.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Not his first rodeo.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

First truckman of the apocalypse.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What speed is this apartment traveling?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Waiting for this to resolve into a text message...

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm getting heartburn just looking at this.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can't hear you, I built a log cabin in the woods and left society behind.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Best 68 gigabits of mobile data I've ever used.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Had to stop buying stuff, I have no more room for the empty boxes.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sitting pretty.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Judges: 9.5, 9.7, 9.3, 9.6, 9.7

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Probably tardive dyskinesia. Or will be.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

On the positive side, um,... I got nothing.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0