NoFoxLeft

22338 pts ยท July 15, 2016


Just a girl with her fingers crossed for the apocalypse.

He's a good cat but he needs to go on a diet. The vet says he's too chonky.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He's just really close to the camera and I'm smushed up behind him lol.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They got treats and new scratching boards.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh heck. That's my comment. Still true for this year.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have 2 cats already which is why I'm trying to adopt him out. The goal was to rescue him, get him adoptable, and find him a forever home.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah that. Delts are seriously lacking.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

God bless Tommy Pistol.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They were delivered 2.5 months later.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I had 4 packages from Amazon get transferred to USPS, say they were out for delivery, then just fall off the face of the planet.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My oldest cat will begrudgingly get in his kennel on his own. My dumb one and the foster cat get dunked in their crates.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Stand the carrier up vertically, open the door, ball the cat up, smush it in, and close the door. Works everytime.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'd 100% wear that 1890 swimsuit.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I like when it extra cronchy.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I dont get it either. My perfect relationship would be someone who pays half the bills, made the sex, & left me alone the rest of the time.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

That'd probably be amazing on some brisket.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Alice, is that you?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Awww yiss right after I get back from vacay.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I wonder how many golden showers the operator has suffered through.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh no I agree on both parts.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Knew a guy who did this, then he got married, never told his wife about it until years later, she flipped out, and now they're divorced.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Really? Lived there for years and never saw one up in Crestview.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Probably up in the panhandle like Crestview. Never saw them up there.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I got stuck in a dust devil as a kid once. Thankfully it was a small one but it sucked. Dust in every crevice.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

To clarify, I know it says brother but ugh my sister did this too and my furby would also say feed me all demonic like.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Are you my sister?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I paid 100$ per person (2) I asked to help me move 10miles. Just 2 hours of pick up and unload. I paid for the truck. What a cheap bitch.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

call center rep, front desk associate, ER collections, funeral assistant, and currently a MVA billing coordinator.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Babysitting, office assistant, construction house cleaner, sandwich artist, barista, waitress, retail, night audit, cook, security,

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0