NitrooJen

712 pts ยท April 14, 2014


This post is like a year early

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They're a bunch of assholes! But Imgur loves you!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This ^

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

No. As a biker, I hate tar snakes. Like with every fiber of my being. They'll make your ass pucker on a cool morning when your tire slides.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The amount of times this has almost happened to me is amazing. Heal fast bro

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's alright. It was tragic but many years ago, I'm able to talk about it without crying now lol

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Carrier when I felt her flopping around and she died in my arms. Not really comical.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Swatted at the bunny, then the nurse shoved her back in the carrier. Bunny was so freaked that she had a heart attack. I took her out of the

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Opened the carrier and shoved her arm in with a stethoscope. Bunny freaked out and jumped out of the carrier towards the cat. The cat

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Bunny was in a carrier on the sign in desk next to a man with a cat. The nurse decided to take her vitals right there while I wasn't looking

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dude, I need your workout regemine

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Me trying to diet

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've never seen a post more on point than this one

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have that carpet in purple

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The JWs don't eat the bread nor drink the wine. They just pass it around to each other.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I can confirm this. They will even take organs as long as there's not ONE drop of red blood cells. Source: my mom is a JW

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nah, my mother is a Jehovah's witness, I was vaccinated

6 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

A nurse scared my rabbit to death. She died in my arms.

6 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 1

It's a munchkin cat. They are like dashounds but without the health problems. This cat is different from a dwarf. Perfectly healthy I'm sure

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

I worked at a Valvoline Instant oil change.... They hire anyone. Felons R Us! See if there's a Valvoline around

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Awesome tank! I'm still a sucker for the traditional neon tetra. I love the bright shiny blue! Blue ram cichlids are awesome too!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There were two right in the bottom windows! Lol

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lol yeah. This house was built in the 1930s. Original.... Everything. We are slowly fixing the place up

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I found a pitbull wandering the street. The shitty owner was charged $300 by animal control. The dog apparently gets loose all the time :(

7 years ago | Likes 74 Dislikes 2

Hahaha that's awesome!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thanks!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I know people get used to bad smells in their home but my mother wouldn't tolerate it. Her last visit she didn't say anything. I clean...

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sophia is adorable! As for the fire chief.... Couldn't you just take the gas out if the tank?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Aw I'm sorry to hear!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0