Ninjasmoke

5897 pts ยท September 10, 2013


cast that magic spell on me, slap that baby and make him pee.

Why?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Chuck Norris gargles with peanut butter.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

my brain mambo number fives when I'm trying to go to sleep at night.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

you had one opportunity to use Cowmunism and you failed!!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Thank god I'm not the only one that almost threw up at the sight of those things!!

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

So you think you can stone me and spit in my eyes!!!!

11 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Even the Amish know who he is.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I trade you for Battletoads?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Runny nose and runny yolk, even if you have a cold still. You can cough on me again, i still haven't had my fullfill.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Comes with a fork and knife set and a deep freeze freezer chest. If you act now, you can get free freeze bags that'll fit human heads.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not too sure you belong here.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Hawe? Hawe? Haaaawwwweeeee??!!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What happened to her brain? We flushed it down the drain.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yes he did. And the other stripes man does a 180 and keeps walking.

11 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Im so fucking pissed right now!! +1

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Wanna get high?

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Totally. Join my Hulk Hogan clan.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Heeeyyy Abbbooottt!!

11 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

You mean i have to leave my house to walk on that? Fuck it!!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My eyes just came!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

McLaren testing stealth technology.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 4

A farting dad? Everyone does.

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Im looking for someone by the firstname Himay last name Kameth. Does any know Himay Kameth? ill go now.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Ah oh ah ee oh oh oh oh. THE RING OF FIRE!!

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Well....I am at least.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Are you talking to your computer again?

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

This isn't where I parked my car!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I like tacos and burritos.

11 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

I 've waiting for the last 3 hours for an update. How are you holding up OP? We're here for ya broseph.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0