NineByNine

55957 pts · March 27, 2011


I love puns. No really. Cannot get enough. Love 'em to bits. All puns. Fuck nazis. Kill em all. Don't even try to defend them, they are NAZIS. YOU DO NOT DEFEND NAZIS. If this gets to the front page I will do nothing special. Nothing. I will completely ignore the thread it's in, you can @ me all you like. Nothing will happen. You will earn nothing from this... ...except I guess ...maybe... I dunno I guess maybe you'll get some points I dunno. I doubt it. I'm not that interesting tbh. Also how the fuck do I have over 40k points??? what the shit. also the icon is because it's a croissant and who doesn't like a freshly baked, flakey, soft, delicious croissant right outta the oven fuck yeaaaah

why is it slo-mo footage makes everyone look like they're fucking high as a kite lmao

5 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

when you outlived your homies but you still didn't stop being homies.

5 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

sometimes a couple is a girl, her boyfriend, her boyfriend's boyfriend, and her girlfriend. it's not a big mystery

5 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

me: "das hot :3 "

5 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

As an Ork player... you brought a tear to my eye at this beautiful post. Top quality gubbinz.

5 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

therearedozensofus.gif For real tho, \m/ non-binary, gnc, agender folks, rise up. We're awesome as fuck. Nobody else gets to decide our gender for us.

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I mean, Capitalism literally has that as its all-but-stated goal. the more money you have, the more you can just... get away with. got no money? fuck you, die. Got more money than anybody else? You're basically ruler of the world.

5 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

So sad that the UK isn't able to access Imgur now :( At least here in uhh... *peers at something on another screen* (...Poland? yeah sure why not) POLAND are able to access it still!

5 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

jacob. buddy. it's cool. those tits are bangin.

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

these days the shop assistants are literally just using the app themselves to find out about products and shit -_- it's kinda embarassing.

5 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

....¬w¬ i see what you did there.

5 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

IF IIII HAD MY LITTLE WAY I'D EAT PEACHES EVERY DAY

5 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

#15 ....no joke i've had to do that.

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Sloth was a fuckin' bro and a half. Dude kicked ass and took names, and didn't fuck with fascist bougie corpos OR murdering criminals. Top tier dude. Absolute chad and a half. these nazi fucks WISH they were even HALF as awesome as Sloth

5 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

i mean... .... i'm agender. so... regardless of who or what i find attractive, it's always gonna be gay :3

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mum's sister has a ragdoll cat that.... absolutely adores her, and at least one of her kids. Has NEVER, EVER liked me. Except when I was the only one coming over to give her food. Then she was cuddly and soppy and everything. Went back to hissing at me the moment her people were back lol

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was like "oh, wlel, okay sure, like, I mean, it's lego, it's gonna be go-HOOOOLY SHIT THAT'S FUCKIN RAD WHAT THE FUCK. yeah yeah get outta here lady i wanna see this cool lego shit more!" like, the fuckin' FLAPS on the SHUTTLE!! THE ORNITHOPTER! That's some slick shit!

6 months ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 2

those girls are gonna absolkutely destroy that twink. good for them. GOOD for them!

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

i'm not seeing a lotta GREEN in this post. >:| where my goblin tiddies at!

6 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

oh fuck those are some nice rocks can i clackclack them a bit??

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

that is such a happy donk :o

6 months ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

i didn't know what to expect... but you did not disappoint. well played.

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

EVERY time a private equity firm takes over something, it's literally to hollow out its corpse and sell it for profit. The deaths when they took over hospitals was ENTIRELY DELIBERATE.

6 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

how the graboids gonna fire it

6 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Have you seen how fast a web1.0 style site loads on modern web? It's practically instantaneous. It's... it's beautiful honestly.

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

NP. took me a couple secs to find it myself too, but yeah. fuck the modern web. i want web 1.0 back.

6 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

run by a bigoted cryptocurrency cultist who sells your data.

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm on firefox desktop and I just had to click the X to close the popup requesting sign in, and it worked fine.

6 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Right? And that song's a fuckin banger. Let the kid enjoy what he likes

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