Nikvoodoo

2074 pts ยท October 31, 2014


So no context then?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Good on cnn to say don't do this and thank you Florida man...you never disappoint.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh what color was it??!!

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I used to be able to stall a hackie sack like that

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Me too! I hit 293!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Egg in a hat. My wife has me toast the circle so she can sop up the gooey.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I just had a 22 minute biopsy. I got the bill and it cost me $2000 a minute

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Goddamnit Rochester...

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Same boat @op going to the doctor tomorrow for my options. Good luck!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Can't. They'll punch me in the stomach!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well no I was actually trying to figure out how you got that way. I'm going with the penis theory. Much simpler.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Everyone always says stick your dick in it...

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oh if only. Nothing fun or loopy in the IVs. Just anti-seizure meds.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That bear never saw it comin' man...

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Passed the F out at work. Coworkers said I had a seizure. I don't believe them. Do have a something or other in my brain. Details to follow

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Where the shit are your LoZ amiibos?? Boo! Booooooooooooo!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

We have the same championship belt for my work fantasy league. Glad you're doing well!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

don't know or don't care? Either way, I call their money Loonies because it's funnier.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 7

you know there is US dollars and Australian dollars, right?

9 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 7

Well that's just completely untrue. He shows up shows up right after or as they're having sex and kills them dead.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Or forgotten.

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

+1 for Obama means family.

9 years ago | Likes 111 Dislikes 8

I knew he was going to do that. -some weasel

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What kind of juice did she drink??!!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Don't you mean furocious?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Liar! That's a symbiote! Use loud noises and it will come off a lot easier.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I did this when I worked at Papa Johns Regular pizza topped with a thin crust which we topped like a regular pizza. It was deliciously gross

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh sonuva autocorrecting whore!!!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If Mt. Rushmore was a band you'd play base.

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

We need to stop now because I argue for. O reason. With anyone. About anything!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0