NikoTelec

4747 pts ยท February 12, 2017


For gin, chocolate cake and British cynicism, apply within.

This is what they get for giving recruiting to a terrible outsourcing company (Crapita)

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It doesn't need to be easter to enjoy the delicious taste of mini eggs. Now take your discount strongbow amd be merry!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I thought the highest approval right now was "remain"...

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

At least it wasn't raining - that would have really ruined remembrance...

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

More commonly translated, at the time the poem was written, as "it is a sweet and fitting thing to die for one's country".

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

"This is offensive" doesn't mean "I'm going to offend you"

7 years ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 5

To keep the rain off the microphone?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"and at last, we shall have peace" - Emperor Palpatine

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hello darkness my old friend...

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

TFW they're gassing about use of language instead of focussing on the bug menace and the 300,000 mobile infantry we lost on Klendathu.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I will fill your vacancy with enthusiasm

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

And what were his views on vaccination?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You are Russia? Well I am 'Murica, commie bastard

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

They aren't Scottish. They are American.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Bork bork

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Purge the unworthy - for the empire!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Kill it with fire

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It was possibly them, but about 10 years ago

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

By toutatis, you're right!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How pleasant...

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Majestic

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Well you can survive anything by hiding in a fridge, so this ain't so bad, really.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well, that seems to be precisely what you did ;)

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Snitches get stitches

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Well, when you are also her kindergarden teacher, what did you expect?

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

"What do you mean, purrfect? Does this look like a joke to you, Sarah?"

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Them lines should be curved D:<

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He wasn't a gunner, he was a pilot.

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 4

Tell that to Edmund Hillary

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Kathmandu is in a valley :/

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0