Nihilvs

198 pts ยท August 27, 2016


As a truck mechanic, it's still funny.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Very!

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

shut up and take my money.jpeg

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nothin' like the smell of good ol' smokeless powder to liven the senses.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Definitely. They'd make her an instructor, if they could put up with her singing.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And Wittgenstein was a beery swine who was just as sloshed as Schlegel

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

David Hume could out-consume Schopenhauer and Hegel

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar who could think you under the table

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Immanuel Kant was a real pissant who was very rarely stable

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bottom-feeder type shark. They usually eat mollusks and crustaceans. Not dangerous to humans!

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Advertising revenue is moot when you use adblockers!

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Same! 32 here. Used to stay up until 5am on friday, saturday + sunday nights raiding on WoW. No kids, but still work first shift.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

OH! See, my friend was looking at the volume buttons instead. >.>

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Someone explain to my friend the remote one...

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Best separator tool for magnet balls out there, a credit card. I can personally attest as a bucky balls owner!

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Ballout 4. A game of basketball turns into a deadly Wasteland fight for survival.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

On an iPhone? Yes, you can totally back out of the call screen and go to the home screen while on a call.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

...what is it?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Where's that "Thicker than a bowl of oatmeal" gif when I need it...

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hardly! 31 here and I still do it.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Because people flipping their shit over vagina hats would just make their feminist victim complexes worse.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

It really is. As an American, I can say this.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Twitchy little fuzzball.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Silence, my brother.

8 years ago | Likes 65 Dislikes 0

Nothing gets by the Dark Brotherhood.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

OH. Duh. Thank you.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Okay, what's the punchline on the Ted Cruz meme? I don't get it.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0