NicholasRyan22

306750 pts ยท September 28, 2016


Doesn't make the statement any less true

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Have you seen any doctors handwriting!? Handwriting never determines one's intelligence

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

There's no rules in flavor town that's why

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I Rather the label collecter

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

Maybe she had 5 different events lined up back to back with no time to change properly

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Until your supply of young boys runs dry, then what!? Supermarkets aren't what they use to be pal

6 years ago | Likes 73 Dislikes 12

Where did he not shit? Is the better question

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Bold of you to assume there was ever a warranty to begin with

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I honestly cringe even if it's not aimed towards me

6 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Sex work is still work don't forget it

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Needs to be a dwarf that's why I believe

6 years ago | Likes 63 Dislikes 3

Finally, someone else appreciates a fine beverage

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

He clearly can transform

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I personally enjoy mixing 2 bars with milk in a blender

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

This is just to show he's transforming into Jack Nicholson before our eyes haha of course he can get old! And he's always fantastic imo

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My gf was never into it but when I'm Eatting her from Behind she loves it and has embraced it. It's not something I do everyday though.

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

Bold of you to assume I even have a "mom" I'm just a bunch of 1's and 0's in simulation #80704

6 years ago | Likes 55 Dislikes 4

BYOC (bring your own cart)

6 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

Bird law is the only law

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

"Our"

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hence the caption! It's so dumb but so hilarious

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sweet tea is a sweet name (no pun intended)

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

It's not the amount that counts it's the amount of joy it'd bring you, I hope one day you can drift with your own whip my guy, Good luck

6 years ago | Likes 129 Dislikes 0

"as a vanilla fella" is a beautiful piece of poetry, thank you for sharing Chuckie boy

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

As opposed to artists who don't use their genitals to produce art..

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

5 Bills all day at Walmart

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm Not exactly sure what you're implying but got damn does it sounds delcious and dangerous haha

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This pertains to smart phones I believe

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's depressing on so many levels, tiddies are gifts from heaven and should never be feared

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Chicken or the egg part 2

6 years ago | Likes 137 Dislikes 2