NewUserNamesAreHard

19263 pts · August 21, 2014


I made you waste a part of your life reading these useless words. Octopuses

I'm from even further in the future. Hasn't gotten much better

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Obviously nearer century three

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It is 100% real, I work in a research lab and one of my duties is sending out the papers my prof wrote when people request them

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sometimes kids cry for stupid reasons, you get used to it

7 years ago | Likes 55 Dislikes 1

It was really deep. Stormed dumped 2 1/2 inches of rain in an hour. Everything flooded

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wait. Really? how?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

...a pun. By then you’re drunk on power analysts and late nights staring at numbers. No one can stop you. Lots of puns in linguistics

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It’s like, you think about language all day everyday and after a god damn year of fucking data bs you go to write the paper, you’re makin

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dude don't go in the giant magnet with a big ol' piece of metal in your eyeball

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Put a foot flat on the floor. And drink slower. It’s because of your inner ear getting confused because of unequal densities

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

All morality is in our heads

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I actually do research into dialects with a focus on pittsburghese lol. It’s one of the more fascinating dialects

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dude no. It’s a third person plural like y’all or younse

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dude I hope you find her. My husband's there right now and says it sucks. Anything to make being stuck there better!

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Crisco/lard is for sure. The flavoring might be with like the vanilla and other essences

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Crisco is like lard. Powdered sugar. Butter flavored liquid. Hope that helps

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

dude, same!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Last and first year I did it, my guy didn't say anything and my match, back up match, and person in comments who said they'd send didn't

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

That's how you get bed bugs

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Ask yourself if you want to be unhappy for the next thirty years. Make a decision

8 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

I got sterilized. 1240$ WITH insurance. Good insurance

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No. Do it for me

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Sorry missed this app glitch.The other reply is basically right.Positive anymore is habitual. I do psycholinguistics. Lots of dialect stuff

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Whoops app glitch made me miss this. Yes ya a saving :)

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

$3.48

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ooooh positive anymore! Gave me a linguistic nerd boner. No but I am a linguist and that's super rare. Go you!

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Riveting.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The straw that broke the camels back

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Right?? 1000 is a lot

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