NewSimpleton

8324 pts · October 2, 2014


I like space.

Was literally bouldering in one for two hours, im thinking people are just asshats ??‍♂️

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah fair enough, still gonna do it tho. I mean I do stop before running them and its almost always in the middle of the night

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

I only ever run reds if there isnt anyone in the vicinity cause 1. Dont wanna get pulled over and 2. I dont wanna get jellified

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

My favourite was when my ex would tell me I wasnt helping out enough around the house, they broke up with me and the mess left with them

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He is 10x better at acting than the rock ever has been

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 4

What a beautiful wrender

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

So mix this with nitrous oxide and I can make the jokers Laughing Gas

5 years ago | Likes 736 Dislikes 1

Fair enough have you met kids, awful all of them

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wait, are you saying that someone wanted to be called they/them is a negative personality trait?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Well of course, i mean how dare they ask you to do something that in no way affects your personal life but only makes them feel accepted

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

So if your friend wanted to be referred to as female instead of male, you wouldn’t?

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 3

America is a mess

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Im confused is it not illegal to openly carry a weapon or replica in a public space? Or is that only for black people?

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 5

Nothing is working in my life right now, and I appreciate the words of encouragement I do but everything feels hopeless recently

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I go climbing all the time

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

All i do is help people

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The pills aren’t working all they do is make me lose my stomach

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Riding the bike is fun

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why that you find more armour with abs and pecs So in fantasy its up to the writers because it hasn’t got anything to do with the real world

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

If I recall correctly, the reason boob armour isn’t a thing in history its because women weren’t allowed to fight among the men which is 1/2

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Or is it so good that they can cloak themselves

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

What the hell is even that!?

5 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

Cat: Harder daddy ?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Your username is what you gonna be if you dont take that shit back

5 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 10

Wait is voting not mandatory in america? In australia you get fined if you don’t vote

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Great game but its like the only one that makes me feel a bit sick

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don’t understand

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 4

But its wednesday my dudes

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

All downs all the times

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fuck I love gorillas

5 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 1