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Goldfish's Memory is not 3 seconds
As if I needed more reasons to go to Popeyes. I'ma start ordering food like "Yeah lemme get a 3pc spicy, witcho biscuit head @$$
Happy Easter.
My cake suspiciously looks like a lie.
Nostalgia (Win95)
Collaborating with a 4-year-old
Real Ghost sighting.
This is the only house I can afford right now.
Playing Crazy Cat Lady Game
Heisenberg Quilt.
This 3 is wonderful.
This was our Christmas Tree this year.
Yet I am an Asshole still.
Graduating tonight with my teaching degree. One failed marriage, one beautiful daughter, a custody hearing and 8 years later, I'm finally graduating. Go zips!
My dog wants me to take her outside when the cute guy with the same breed of dog is outside too.
Having conversations with my brother.
Trying to look for the words to describe something.
By Edgar Alan Poo
Because I've never seen a chicken with curly hair.
Our tomatoe plants grew too big this year. Tractor for Scale.
Spider pig?