NergalJester

12934 pts ยท January 20, 2016


I'll talk to you about damn near anything.

That's my kinda waifu.

6 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's makes way more sense than what I saw - the cat attacking Jesus.

6 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I couldn't tell you a single Sabrina Carpenter song either.

6 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#36 There she is! Demona might not have been the beginning of the kink, but she's certainly a founding member.

6 days ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

I have no idea who that is, but she's pretty and dances nice.

6 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You know what? I still would.

6 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You can try, but I really don't have any.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Oh, I'm plenty attracted to women, being a heterosexual man and all.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Me either. I don't trust her to raise my kids.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Was the cameltoe really necessary?

1 week ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

But I don't want to be safe from the clown girls.

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Still would. No hesitation.

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I feel like there could be one hell of a video game based in the SwordsComic universe.

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Urbosa and Zelda could dress me up however they wanted as long as they tell me a good boy when they're done.

1 week ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

I went on that! Good times.

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

At this point, after the years(decades?) of bullshit from FIFA, that wouldn't seem like a very harsh punishment.

1 week ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

No thank you!

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just don't pay? What are they gonna do? Ban them from the tournament?

1 week ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Twisting Toxic

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I recognize this artist!

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So I get to bathe her?

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#10 made me think of an exgirlfriend that was declared dead after a car accident and spontaneously revived. She had to make it another 16 years to break that record.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Would

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes.

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Dude on the bottom left is going for it.

2 weeks ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

#7 must not have a praise kink.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I want a pet panther wtf.

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Raped. He raped children. I fucked my ex wife, I fuck my girlfriend. He raped children.

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Mine was named Boomerang. Because it didn't matter how far you threw him, he'd come back and bite you again.

3 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0