NeptuneEclipse

3974 pts · January 17, 2014


It's a mystery.

#5 not anymore

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My dog would have just walked around the barrier.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

#24 it's like people in abusive relationships don't know and just think everyone is that way.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'd love to be added

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#29 I have a coworker that sneezes every morning about 15 minutes after she arrives at work. She sneezes no fewer than three times.

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#11 it's been some time since I've played basketball, but I think that's out and therefore didn't count. Even if it was really cool.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#11 @ElbowDeepInAHorse

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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And a wombat?

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

When I woke from anesthesia I told everyone near me that real men stand to pee.

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I just learned my dad has 3-5 months to live. He's been living with cancer for nearly 3 years now. It's tough knowing how soon he'll be gone

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I like the thought that he's actually a wizard that turned into a bird by accident and is like "Dammit, in a bird"

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#19 one of?

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

WHAT

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My BO typically smells like cool ranch Doritos

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

#10 or he didn't see it cause it's not a sin ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

#3 I think this is only partly right as technically your aunt/ uncle would be first cousin once removed in the other direction.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mini M&Ms are superior for the ratio of hard candy to chocolate.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Whoever removed the 'L' from the Motor Pool sign, haha very funny"

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Welcome to Costco. I love you.

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

"Nothin' up mah sleeve!"

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Got one

4 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

"I hate that guy!"

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What movie? A story as amazing as I've read can't be a bad movie./s

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Behold! A man!

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh shit, he's double fistin' yellow jackets!

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't like that they put first cousin in the second cousin line. Aunts and Uncles should effectively be 1st cousin once removed as well

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#2 Aunts and Uncles should be the same as first cousin once removed. Because "removed" designates a different generation from where you are

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

To me?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And they should be seen in mirrors today.

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