NegativeMass

3720 pts ยท September 1, 2021


probably because of the spam filter

10 hours ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

excellent motivation for a baby to learn to use its trunk!

2 days ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 0

when i was in prison i taught an elderly illiterate inmate to read and write. he was a lifer and was never getting out, but his one goal was to be able to read and reply to the letters his young granddaughter would write to him every week. i had no training in teaching literacy but had access to some old phonics books, and we used them to drill every day for a couple of years until things finally fell into place and he was able to start sounding out her letters with little or no help from me.

2 days ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

i would bail on that job and forward that email to the entire company on my way out by way of explanation

4 days ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

ngl, that table jump was pretty impressive

4 days ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 2

he never had a "casino empire". he bought a casino business and somehow managed to mismanage that cash cow into a bankruptcy.

5 days ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

tbf that's a big day in any snail's life. gotta be there for them.

5 days ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

there are very few things in life better than a good cuddle puddle

5 days ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

if god didn't want us to be cannibals, why did he make human flesh so delicious?

5 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

it's more of a filter to make sure only the "right" kind of people sit there

6 days ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

congress hasn't declared a war since 1942. it stopped being a meaningful guardrail a long time ago.

1 week ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 0

"when I'm in command, every mission is a suicide mission"

2 weeks ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

speak for yourself, buddy. i am a meat popsicle.

2 weeks ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

but this one goes to 11

2 weeks ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

i'm curious about what he was actually charged with. is attempted alligator baptism a crime in florida? or is it only a crime if you use iced tea?

2 weeks ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

you would think that with her turning out to be so bad at her job, someone would take a step back and question the idiot who thought it would be a good idea to put her in that job in the first place.

but we all know that's never going to happen.

3 weeks ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

that's not a dog, it's a baby dragon, before its wings grew out

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

faked alien invasion. releasing the ufo files was just laying the foundation.

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

tbf, it's not *just* for israel. it's also to distract from the epstein files.

3 weeks ago | Likes 84 Dislikes 2

i always thought i was the only one. does this mean we don't have to hide in the shadows any more?

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

they're not under indictment. the grand jury laughed that one out of the courtroom instead of indicting them.

1 month ago | Likes 55 Dislikes 0

as a boomer who was a radical activist in my younger days, i'm so proud of these kids!

1 month ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 3

and of all the many things they hate, facts are near the top of the list

1 month ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

i see a lot more people standing around and watching than fleeing

1 month ago | Likes 595 Dislikes 3

that's what happens when your main goal is a participation trophy

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

i hear ya, but it's a losing battle. more and more text editors automatically "correct" it to a single space whether you want them to or not.

1 month ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 2

yeah, i guess it's become more common/expected in the context of large media franchises like star wars. not so much with standalone movies like thx.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

this also reversed the common media pattern of movies being based on books when award winning science fiction writer ben bova later wrote a novel based on this film.

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

reminds me of a road sign i saw on a cross-country bike trip years ago. i was riding through coal mining country in wyoming and saw a warning sign by the side of the road: "caution, blasting area ahead. if you see an orange cloud roll up your windows immediately."

1 month ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

ain't no fun when the rabbit got the gun

1 month ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1