NearlyDead

6125 pts · July 18, 2015


A fan of aerial trance? Listen to ODESZA's Divinity remix, you won't regret it :)

Affect requires Action. Effect? The End result.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Another day, Bengay.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Haha fuck you. Laughed so hard +1

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I wanted to upvote but my brain went NO369DAMNYOUFINE-

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I’ll fight anyone who says it is.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I just smashed my phone five times on the counter. I don’t think I’m the ideal buyer

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wholesome female: EMMA...Emma Watson, Emma stoneಠ_ಠ

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

NaniTHEFUCK.jpg (⊙.⊙(☉_☉)⊙.⊙)

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Oh god not after every syllable!!

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

#2 Um no, excuse me guy moans are hot. Keep them pls k thanks

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just smile and nod, smile and nod

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I think it’s supposed to be a way to follow the thread “.”

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They know less people will read them with such innocuous names

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

+2020 for hippos getting tazered

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Guess I gotta go for the real thing (rummages outside Parisian trash cans for a talented rat)

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Really??? Damn! Missed it :(

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Seriously. Where’s my ratatouille game?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This. I need this everyday. I hope you’re ready for commitment

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Holy shit you win, laughed so hard +2

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Guess what? There’s an instant pot AIR FRYER LID.. yaaaassss fries galore!!

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Happy bdaayyyyyy ^-^ (*tosses confetti*)

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I do this with sour cream and onion chips + sour cream dip. Live free

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Oh shit, had no idea. That’s pretty badass

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

(Or pikachu does, whatever you childhood ruiner)

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Nay, an arrow ;)

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I would love that. *swoon* Chick armor better actually do some protecting though...

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Holy crap, I’ve been holding my pen/pencil this way ever since I was drawing as a kid. Never realized why until this comment

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Uni-ball jetstream 1.0 in black. People try it once & now they’re all fuckin stolen from me. Glides like a seagull over open ocean

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