Neamento

3140 pts · May 7, 2013


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Ravenous.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Christopher Lee.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If anything, this packaging incentivises rapists to go bareback, which frankly is worse.

6 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 3

Iorek Byrnison.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How do they feel when the Janitor calls them that?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The day that bird dies, is going to be the most confusing day in the world for that guy. "I was walking around and people just swore at me!"

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'd probably beat him unconscious, but I realise that's an unpopular opinion.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Gummie Berries!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Who?

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I get that this is supposed to be nice, but if she didn't have kids and she took care of them like her kids, she didn't take care of them.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

That wasn't a burn, it was an air strike.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"One well placed rock throw" would kill anyone. He ain't special.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The Court of the Crimson King - King Crimson.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Five times, and every single time people stare at you like you're a bitch until they try it themselves and realise the device is fucked.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sugar dates! Sugar dates and figs! Sugar dates and pistachios!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well done. Remember, it isn't her fault that she's deluded, the article was presented as science at one point.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Medic!

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Uh. This was posted in 2014. You must have done some dank assed imgur crawling if you came across this crap. Props and +1.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ordinary world by Duran Duran.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Like, I get you'd know the Americans would jump in eventually, but I mean... How's that going to do anything for you or your friends?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Being killed a few million times should break your sanity, but if it doesn't, how does knowing that Hitler is going to shoot himself help?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No problem, said the Genie, and you find yourself reborn continually as a Polish Jew in World War 2.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

F

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

*Basketball.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Bonjour.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Depending on whether it was a modern art gallery or not, the glue could have been a priceless exhibit and the vase worthless.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Limescale.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Something has already gone wrong sir, the only way from here is up. Wishing you a speedy recovery.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Deliberate atavism.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0