Not much to say, I'm here for the LOLs and occasional brute depth of other people's lives. Things on Imgur tend to be superficial and corny or mind-blowingly real. In real life, I work 60 hours a week between two jobs to support a family of five. It doesn't have to be that hard, but for them it's the good life. In regards to my username— I’m writing a cookbook focusing on sauces. The magic is in the sauce, I say. Whatever you cook, if it includes a liquid element, that liquid will make or break your dish. If you have a request— DM me. But in the meantime, I am sharing some of my recipes here. Because sauce is life, yo.
Two options. 1- leave us alone. 2- give some governing body access to all your personal resources trusting that they will distribute it without corruption.
I mean, you’re not wrong. But the alternative is that you won’t be allowed to work harder to get more than you already have.
You guys should be on Israel’s side for finally having the balls to bomb what nobody else had the balls to do. Everyone wants the Iranian regime gone. Especially the Iranians. The Ayatollahs have openly stated for decades that they want to nuke Israel and the US. Have you not been listening? Reading you guys cheer for your literal enemy is insane.
I don’t think you know what the word Nazi means. And your lack of an ability to spell highlights that claim. As an adult, trust me— you’re on the wrong side of history right now. The Iranian regime wants you dead, you moron.
Accusing Jews of being nazis. You are lacking education and you are on the wrong side of history.
No. You are mistaken. Israel has always been on the defense. Since WWII.
But it can’t be mirrored. Iran has stated from the beginning— they want Israel and the west dead. They want you dead. Unless you’re Muslim, perhaps I’m mistaken. Are you?
So we have Hezbollah, the Huthis, Hamas, Russia, and Imgur supporting Iran. Got it.
As a 20+ year teacher with an M.Ed— good. The board of education is full of posers. They do nothing other than create curriculum rules that defy progression. That department needs to go away.
Yes, we have these in Japan. Except the doors are clear so you can see the eggs and choose which ones you want. Also, the vending machines are actually enclosed in small air-conditioned rooms. Very clean, as per Japanese standards. I buy eggs every Sunday. 20-24 (1kg) for 780¥. Slightly more expensive than the supermarket but it supports local farmers and the eggs are genuinely richer in flavor and nutrients. Big brown eggs. Mmmmmm
I show stuff like this to my wife during sexy time because it makes my job easier.
These taught me how pressure works and is the foundation to my eventual exploration into designing and constructing actual explosives.
I recently watched and was low-key laughing at all the buttons and no screens. They didn’t imagine we’d have software.
And they say alien abduction stories aren’t real.
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That car has the most 3rd party part companies in the world. It’s the most customized car in the world. Your car is in a garage getting taken apart. Sorry. You’ll have to ask John Wick where the local chop shop is. The good news is— you get a new one into which you can hide GPS trackers in the chassis. In— not on. But make sure that GPS tracker doesn’t reverse identify your name. Beware that once you give the location to police, that you’ve either turned in the mafia, or maybe just a meth head.
I just recently realized that I never cancelled my landline and I’ve been paying for a phone that doesn’t exist for like a decade.
I’ve got long, curly blonde hair, to my shoulders. I said I wanted to dye it to look like fire. Red at the tips, fading to orange, and then yellow, and then natural at the roots. My mom said no. I’m 48.
What up, Kit? Keeping’ on, I see.
Red Bull could have chosen anyone to build their engines for F1. They chose Honda. I drive a Honda Stepwagon Spada... and it's sick. If you're in the market... consider Honda.
That ain’t for coffee. That’s for views.
Just rewatched it the other week. Highly recommend. Also The Shining. And Alien.
Linguist here. Fuck is considered the most dexterous word in the English lexicon. True story.
Can confirm. Am a dragon.
I live it.
Venture Capital. Lost my life savings on that project. But I didn't lose my house or my family and I learned what I value most out of life. So, there's that.
Socks filled with kitty litter to absorb moisture in the air. Theoretically it works. I have no idea if the socks in my car work, though.
Blowtorch. It'll spread the chocolate and then caramelize it. Trust me.