NachoIcebound

21199 pts · October 29, 2014


"You know, if my dog were as ugly as you, I'd shave his butt and tell him to walk backwards."

Oh yeah mechanics work shit hours. Sounds like trash but hey just hold on tight to your DD214

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah you got fucked. I don’t make my soldiers stay that late. If there is new information that late then it can wait till the next morning.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Sounds like you got fucked, dude.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

If you’re going to insult a religion at least get the right religion first.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Yes

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bro they’ve had exactly 22 years to play the game. You’re allowed to talk about it now.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Dude this comment is three years old

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

vaccinated before they played with my pupper. If I have a baby, I’m probably gonna have to ask parents if their kid is vaccinated too. (2/2)

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

You knows what’s fucking sad? When my puppy was too young to have all his shots I had to ask other dog owners if their dogs were (1/2)

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Yes

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

2 plus 2 is four!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh for sure. I love mine

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Pretty big yappers. I have three.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I bet the 14-13 loss was less painful then at your tailgate.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Who the fuck is Noob Noob?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm not fucking kidding you. That was my tinder convo. It's on one of my posts. There were worse things I said that got me numbers too haha

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was 7 and had the day off from school. Playing with my siblings when my mom told us from the balcony. I didn't really understand.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No shit just saw this guy at the braves game last night

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Nothing gets me harder than shooting a .357 or a .44

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

You want to kiss mah egg?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He's the Chuck Norris of fucking war as well. Man is the ultimate badass

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

This has been silly songs with Larry!

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Ive seen a couple people on this site that Ive served with.

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

YES YES YES YES CANADA YES YES YES YES CANADA

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Yeah so she will probably pull you over for going 1 mile over the speed limit cuz her job as an MP sucks when not deployed and cuz fuck you

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Same dude who fucked the ostrich right? Allegedly.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

M16? This isn't Vietnam or Desert Storm hahaha

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 3

Honestly there are many of these stories and I see them almost everyday on Facebook but never on the news because they like shitty stories

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0