19 pts ยท February 13, 2013
Just a small-town Ginger living in the midwest.
clearly you need 2 diks to get to the front page
Turtle looks like he's enjoying it
I read the title to the tune of Lady Gaga's Bad Romance
I was hoping it was a compilation of Garlic Bread Recipes..
Can someone make a reverse to see it landing?
Cousins to the Pixar lamp?
The difference is those fads weren't being promoted as stress relievers.
I force people to listen to my monologues
Pain in the ass is better than a pain in the neck
Read through the whole post and saw #teamzombie at the end....dammit
PETA's probably having a fit right about now
Heard the star wars theme the other day, thought I heard Spaceballs.
Jokes on you cause modern teachers don't teach from a textbook anymore....
The trash took itself out.
To be fair, that research did bring about a lot of other research. Not just the A-bomb.
would be funnier if the doughnut hole was next to him.
I feel like my Facebook would reveal a lot about me if the pictures in it moved
Its the Squatty Potty!!
In Lincoln, NE. bars are open until 2
9/10 would still be on their phones
My cat had to be held down by 3 technicians and drew blood on the nice doctor.
There is an ENTIRE movie franchise on why that's a bad idea!!
His tongue says "friends"..the eyes say "I'll murder you in your sleep"
"the f**k you want"
Can you sign me out of prison for the day? I've got to meet my.....a friend
10/10 find jumping on cushions only makes them mushier.
you mean...fur-ocious?!?!
Sell them as organic for twice the price!
What kind of sorcery is this?
How did I miss those?
clearly you need 2 diks to get to the front page
Turtle looks like he's enjoying it
I read the title to the tune of Lady Gaga's Bad Romance
I was hoping it was a compilation of Garlic Bread Recipes..
Can someone make a reverse to see it landing?
Cousins to the Pixar lamp?
The difference is those fads weren't being promoted as stress relievers.
I force people to listen to my monologues
Pain in the ass is better than a pain in the neck
Read through the whole post and saw #teamzombie at the end....dammit
PETA's probably having a fit right about now
Heard the star wars theme the other day, thought I heard Spaceballs.
Jokes on you cause modern teachers don't teach from a textbook anymore....
The trash took itself out.
To be fair, that research did bring about a lot of other research. Not just the A-bomb.
would be funnier if the doughnut hole was next to him.
I feel like my Facebook would reveal a lot about me if the pictures in it moved
Its the Squatty Potty!!
In Lincoln, NE. bars are open until 2
9/10 would still be on their phones
My cat had to be held down by 3 technicians and drew blood on the nice doctor.
There is an ENTIRE movie franchise on why that's a bad idea!!
His tongue says "friends"..the eyes say "I'll murder you in your sleep"
"the f**k you want"
Can you sign me out of prison for the day? I've got to meet my.....a friend
10/10 find jumping on cushions only makes them mushier.
you mean...fur-ocious?!?!
Sell them as organic for twice the price!
What kind of sorcery is this?
How did I miss those?