NCPilot

85861 pts ยท February 14, 2013


Reminds me of The Masked Magician. Does anyone else remember that series of shows from the 90s?

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Damn, his face really was smaller than his head.

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's an orange cat, trust me, most of the time they don't need to breath. They only need to breath when it's their turn with the one brain cell.

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

So, butt plug or chastity cage? I'm not judging, just curious.

7 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

While I appreciate the sentiment, the trucker is just going to go out and buy another one.

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Clearly you have to pay extra for the kiss.

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I would not get on the bad side of a bald, or shaved guy with a mustache and goatee. Especially if he's doing reps, you're going to have a bad time.

8 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

I think at this point, it's understandable to say, "For Fucks Sakes, what the absolute fuck are we doing!?"

8 months ago | Likes 219 Dislikes 3

Yep, Siamese tend to be very talkative.

8 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

But where's the skater boi?

8 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Man, I would LOVE to know what the shark was thinking this entire time. This gotta be their version of an alien abduction story.

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#1 That tree is so stupid. It could easily win if it used all of its swords at the same time!

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#11 So that's what they were calling cocaine back in the day.

10 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Uncle Tom's of all stripes throughout history have always thought they would be the one spared, because they've proven themselves to be "One of the good ones." What they fail to realize, is that they're on borrowed times with their masters. As soon as the masters have no more use for the "Uncle Toms," they'll be forced to line up against the wall with their brothers and sisters that they've betrayed.

10 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

>The guy on the C-130 Hercules

10 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

#1 I'm pretty sure Peggy actually has boobs. At least C cups.

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Lesbian mating rituals are weird.

11 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

It looks like the field was under caution so yellow car is still the asshole. Also, even if the field wasn't under caution, the yellow car is still the asshole for outright wrecking his opponent.

11 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Bowman Gray is an asphalt quarter mile (402.336 meters) flat track that encircles a University's American Football field. What this adds up to, is a one groove track. So the only way to pass is for the driver ahead of you to make a mistake, "move them" or just outright wreck him. Now "moving them" I consider a legit racing strategy. It's where you move the car ahead of you out of the prefer groove, but you don't wreck him. It requires finesse when you move someone with your front bumper.

11 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Typical Bowman Gray bullshit. ๐Ÿ™„ I'm a fan of stock car racing (and dirt racing) and Bowman Gray only feeds into the stereotypes of stock car racing and it's fans.

11 months ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 1

I have a legit question. Did she actually go to space, or did she just go to the upper limits of our atmosphere that they're calling "space" for some reason.

11 months ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

Wow, this is a job I could really see myself doing!

11 months ago | Likes 148 Dislikes 1