Mythmatic

45246 pts · April 14, 2013


What can I say? Pobody's Nerfect.

Would’ve died laughing if the socks were black

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Everyone has a talent, useful or not

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I can tell who’s going to get rock powers based solely on jawline

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#2 All Rotties are this sweet

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Fun Fact:

Cynthia Rothrock was inspiration for Sonya Blade

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Pipe & a crepe

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Step 1): Be hot

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Let’s get nuts

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I liked how the bird walked out like it just got out of a taxi

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We don’t gatekeep the culture

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It’s cool cause the dictatorship is doing what they think they want

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If you're someone who has that opinion, nobody likes you

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Unhinged Big Backtivity

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Open Sesame

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The ol’ cooter scooter

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I know a secret spaceship when I see one

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Each cheek gets their own office

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That's what a good mushroom trip feels like

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Oof

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It's worse. Suffocating is the lack of oxygen, which causes your muscles to seize. Suffocating from lack of air in general is painful since your lungs can/will collapse. Drowning is when water FILLS your lungs, burning the whole way down but you can't even cough

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#4 Now hang on

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Dress for the job you want

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That's why I never leave home without shark AND bear repellent

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I'm feeling the force with this one

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Conservative change is an oxymoron

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1) Steep hills are dangerous for any mode of transportation. 2) The winding roads act as retention structures to the hill/mountains, otherwise you'd have constant land drift and water runoff damaging the road. This also helps to prevent and mitigate landslides.

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That's because it happened to THEM, at home, thus threatening their peace of mind (aka the privilege to not give a fuck about other people dying.)

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