Mystifies

23031 pts · May 11, 2015


Just a heads up: I don't English very well. ALSO: im not a he... but a she.

I'd switch teams for that. And I mean that both ways. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That never worked out here. They would just gang up and beat the kid for beating their own.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Is it really bigger than Skyrim?

9 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 0

We didn't get out of school until 4. School started at 8 and ended at 4.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

The second one is. The first one, no.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

So bad I'll give a cat a bath

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

I made a kitchen sandwich

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I can't see that far up my ass I guess

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I was friends with someone over Steam who was in HS and they told me it's so they can show off their designer underwear. It's pretty stupid.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

And, unless I am mistaken, it can be done by spending the night at the palace. Sex in a palace seems extravagant.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I figured it was bc he can't get hard but I could be wrong. Not a guy

9 years ago | Likes 244 Dislikes 4

Is everything okay?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I just found mine the other day. Gonna play some ape escape and shrek 2.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Turning down someone else's job offer is not lightly. But... Maybe that's just my opinion. Sorry. Have a good one. (:

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

I feel like that's something you shouldn't really brag about...

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 2

I know mine hasn't.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Did you try it

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hope you check your cats claws regularly now.

9 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

*Hippo screeching*

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Not gonna lie, I was afraid you were telling the truth. But I had to say it wasn't just to make myself feel better

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

It's not true.

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 2

Yeah a lot of people make up stories just to continue the circlejerk

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If that girl was a real vegan she'll be sick as hell when she wakes up.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 4

You probably shouldn't drink while intoxicated.

9 years ago | Likes 63 Dislikes 6

That's pretty damn impressive.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I'm in the same situation and I feel horrible using this site & steam to talk to others occasionally. If you need to talk, msg me if you can

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Whoever upvoted this a year later and made me get a notification.... thanks.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0