MyLAEx

217 pts ยท December 19, 2016


I'm french-canadian and i'm sorry aboot it, eh.

remember to pray the flying spaghetti monster! ;)

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

so...two things: 1-why didnt you just buy a pizza cutter? 2-that cutter is so long, now your drawer don't close. good work, bud.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

pics or it didnt happen.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

chicken, dinner.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Third paragraph really hit too close to home...

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I've worked at many call centers, the golden ticket is: "can you please put me on your do-no call list or your list of numbers not to call"

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

2-you get caught, don't think i'm gonna come get your a** in jail. (she's a mom though, she totally would have)

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

1-do not ever give my adress or my phone number to anyone.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I once told my mom i'd like to sell drugs, in high school. she had two rules:

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm very triggered by the fact that someone bought a t-shirt saying "sexiest man alive (runner-up)"

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I'd have some of "not mike". And I don't need gifts. *wink wink* ;)

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No Pepe? :'(

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

you need more love in your life. get another doggo my friend. *kiss

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I've never been offered candy by strangers in a white van either. :(

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

wop-wop-wooombat. be-dap-dap-wooombat. bap-bap-boooh. oooh yeaaah.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

the account. Your estate could also "transfer the account" to them if wanted (kind of dumb but eh, whatever floats your boat) 2/2

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have worked in a collections agency before. If they're dead, we had to ask you to fax us the death certificate and we would just close 1/2

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Are you sure you didnt hear them?" sure mam, i've gone temporarely deaf for today only.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Canada Post just either never gives me my packages or, last delivery they returned it to the cie without delivering.i complained,they denied

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

3 months for a restaurant? But according to the real housewives of atlanta, it takes 2 years and 100k over budget to open a restaurant!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What's a foyer? In french it means fireplace...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There isn't tho...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think you don't understand what "going viral" means...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

In that case, you could have just flushed and it would have floated in the clean water and would have been a lot less gross to fish out.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Repost.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

lying tags, this waesn't fun nor funny.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The picture's good. The Model's pretty...the bodypainting's shit.

9 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 7

on their back.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I once saw a craigslist ad for someone wanting to get paid to build your Ikea furniture. I laughed so much, who would f***ing pay for that?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0