14600 pts · March 30, 2016
Now you can donate all those condoms
I watch this and I feel like it was a segment from an after school special on bullying for cats.
1.00
Me: he was just standing in the middle of the road and I couldn’t see him! Insurance company: come on there’s no way anybody is that stupid.
#shouldbeintheolympics
Can I borrow that, I have a drug test coming up
Looks disappointed
Malted vinegar and garlic
It makes me sad when I see plain mayo on some otherwise bomb ass frites
Pretty good. Put an egg on it for a Juevos cubano and you have the best breakfast sammich ever
There goes your tip
Woohoo, also saved some money on medical bills
Even trolls need to practice good hygiene
Is it still a dick pic its pre-op?
Vintage
Aww. Good grief.
It’s a bird, it’s a plane, it’s an overstimulated circus dog
Looks pretty real, cherish it and the selfies you take with it.
Snowball fight!
I would go for the arsenic flavored ones for my mother in law
Hopefully its not a crime scene
Oh god. Fuck that shit. So glad it’s already starting to warm up here.
Plot twist. That’s her brother
One time I ate an abnormal looking “dum dum” and I got the flu
Drink a real beer pussy
Now you can donate all those condoms
I watch this and I feel like it was a segment from an after school special on bullying for cats.
1.00
Me: he was just standing in the middle of the road and I couldn’t see him! Insurance company: come on there’s no way anybody is that stupid.
#shouldbeintheolympics
Can I borrow that, I have a drug test coming up
Looks disappointed
Malted vinegar and garlic
It makes me sad when I see plain mayo on some otherwise bomb ass frites
Pretty good. Put an egg on it for a Juevos cubano and you have the best breakfast sammich ever
There goes your tip
Woohoo, also saved some money on medical bills
Even trolls need to practice good hygiene
Is it still a dick pic its pre-op?
Vintage
Aww. Good grief.
It’s a bird, it’s a plane, it’s an overstimulated circus dog
Looks pretty real, cherish it and the selfies you take with it.
Snowball fight!
I would go for the arsenic flavored ones for my mother in law
Hopefully its not a crime scene
Oh god. Fuck that shit. So glad it’s already starting to warm up here.
Plot twist. That’s her brother
One time I ate an abnormal looking “dum dum” and I got the flu
Drink a real beer pussy