MyGoalIsToOffendYou

14057 pts ยท February 19, 2015


If you get upset at something I say, you should probably review my username. Don't take it personal and most definitely don't take it serious. Fucking pansies.

He said that he preferred the word sympathy. I know, I know, whole truths are hard.

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

The opposition? You use language that makes the whole matter adversarial. You go looking for trouble, you'll find it. You're not the good guy you think.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 30

Seems like odd preparations and advice for a peaceful protest.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 36

"Wait til you hear about what straight black American men do to pretty young girls, you racist fuck".

We can just make it an ad lib and it still works!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 28

I thought we were supposed to pick the bear.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 12

That memory has stuck with me for years.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Saw this in theaters when it came out. Group of college kids behind us. When this kill happened some dude yells out "sit down, BITch!"

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

For a second there I thought these were progress pics of your power armor construction.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is actually very true.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

nice

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

I will always upvote BMS.

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Good looking out.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is the best one.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That's dedication.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

This is perhaps the third most cringiest thing I've seen on here today.

7 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 2

Subject line misleading. The gay is clearly scrawny.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The mother's a fashion designer. The father worked in finance, but did money laundering for drug dealers. John Candy was Satan/The Devil.

7 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

That's a lot of applied labels. It's almost like more emphasis is placed on their skin color and genitals.

7 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 7

Definitely more of a Stantz.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Apparently living a fantasy doesn't apply to children alone.

7 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

I legit heard a thirty-something year old woman identify herself as a "comrade" to indicate that she's "with the revolution".

7 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 2

he dindoo nuffin

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I get it. It's just not that funny. Had you drawn a smiley face on the paper? Maybe. As it is? No.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Alright, I've grown bored with you. Mostly because you're boring as fuck. Peace out.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You are going to die a virgin.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

no u, macaroni head

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Suck my asshole, buddy.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Your english doesn't suck. It's terrible!

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1