Muur

29954 pts ยท July 13, 2014


#3 meanwhile SOAD: I-E-A-I-A-I-O

5 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 2

no way thats 1.5m

6 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

in america they would shoot them, i prefer the stick

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

#1 actually depends on the type of jellyfish, the sting from ones in northern Europe actually get worse when you apply ammonia.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

why not call the last one mittens, that is the only cat that should be allowed to be called mittens

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

i love how every singe package is upside down

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#2 try using a clean piece of paper every time you whipe

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

but not on earth, hence alien

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

no, just more proof that germans don't have humor, unless it involves human suffering

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'd say you downloaded the correct game of thrones. The only thing that burns there is a STD.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#2 unless pinokio lies and tells the truth in rapid succession, the poor girl is just going to get impaled

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

wish i named my daughter khaleesi, just so i could show her the episode when she askes me for life goals.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Exp date 05 November 2019

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

sand tiger sharks are brutal AF

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

goblin shark FTW

7 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 1

facehuggers are real man

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

a large Winnie the PooH teddy, a bike, a fax machine, a pair of jeans and a snake walked into the sewers

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

looks like a huntsman spider, not sure tho

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

aww but i like the yellow ones

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

just punch someone in the face whilst sleep-fucking them

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Jesus is back! getting arrested for our sins

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

who is stefan karl?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

that's not how you boop the snoot

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

would you like to supersize that?

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#30 but what if i want to be nice and joe needs the money more?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

oh... all i see is pixels on my monitor

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#13 soooo, the italian?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

so @op ... they are from 9gag no?

7 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 5

#2 that's nice, now show how many liters that is

8 years ago | Likes 164 Dislikes 2