Mutru

14662 pts · March 4, 2013


Up here in the North there are no wage packet jobs for us. Thank Christ! While young married couples discuss the poverties of their self-built traps and the junior clergy demand more cash. We spit in their plate and wait for the ice to melt...

Well you get mycelium out of magic mushrooms too so yeah. You could use magic mushroom mycelium to make these boxes.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You can also be both!

6 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

I have kids but the worst wake up ever is when I hear the cat vomiting somewhere in the middle of the night.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

My 6th grade teacher sayed that it's raining old women with skirts up to their ears.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don't know who these people are or what kind of music they make and I don't think I care.

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 4

This is why I don't like dating strangers. Discovering that someone you like is an idiot is bit depressing.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I bet the Leonardos boat was full of nurses to help the poor rescued.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

You mean pervetin?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

This same method is used in woodworking too. You put thicker wood or iron in the center to reinforce the structure. Physics bitch!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Most of the loudest ones usually are. Negative feedback is easier to publish and it justifies the emotions, so it's bit biased.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Yes. Mortal combat between the leaders is the way. Although Putin would rule the world in that case.

6 years ago | Likes 241 Dislikes 7

Churchill used to do this too.

6 years ago | Likes 92 Dislikes 2

'82 veteran

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It always sparks joy in my life when my ex asks favors from me and I decline. Bit late for that bitch.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

And the racism too.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 4

Well the opioids are already here, so why not the fashion.

6 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I once saw drunk skinheads harassing a kebab shop owner and ordering food at the same time. Those were the bravest dudes I have ever seen.

6 years ago | Likes 140 Dislikes 1

Let's all talk about politics and religion.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes. If you just sit at home and don't experience new things you don't learn anything and don't get wiser. Old people can be idiots too.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

There's lot of shapes though. It can be a compliment or not. We don't know... Unless you show your butt.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

Almost happened to me but I just told my boss that if I don't get the days off, like promised, I'll be sick.

6 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

You don't get wiser with old age. You just have more experience and don't care so much so you seem like one.

6 years ago | Likes 74 Dislikes 1

Just keep some bacon in your pocket and you immediately become the chosen one.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

With kids it's a bit different. They like the comfort of knowing what's going to happen and just enjoy the ride.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I used to open beer bottles with my Nokia. Not a fucking scratch! This is just pathetic.

6 years ago | Likes 108 Dislikes 10

This was his reply when I told him that some religious people don't believe in dinosaurs or evolution.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have the duct tape ready but I haven't found the woman yet. Tried my local hardware store but they seem to be all out. Please help.

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