2146 pts ยท March 25, 2015
Literally pooping right now. Made laugh so hard man in other stall asked if i was alright!
Charged with muder.
Fuck that guy. Seriously why did'nt YOU dump HIM?
I can never unsee that now. Thanks
You magnificent bastard! Bravo
She is a jealous type then that means she wont trust you. Keep your distance. Confidence? Fake it till you make it. Really. It works
Doubt yourself or your partner, just tell yourself it hasnt fallen apart so it must still be together. 3-never be jealous. Just dont. And if
Surprised. 2-never worry about the staus of the relation because it is all good until it is not-meaning you cant control it so whenever you
Dont give up. Been there. The only way to beat the trust problem is this: 1-never have expectations and you will usually be pleasently
I love this
I am groot doesnt work. My life is over.
Top left also
Kids book called Where's Waldo. He whears red strips in a 2-page picture and you have to find him.
No looks like a power cord and the reflection of it.
No. He was a genie wasnt he? Dont think that counts as a wizard
Fucking gold right here. This is legend
A millshake is much kinder than keying the dimbass who larks like that
It took me far too many moments to get this joke. But i got it
1) Dont get punched in the face 2) I too need surgery but of the spine and im freaking out 3) pretty much 96% of doctors dont give a shite.
Nailed it
Are they named after that story about a fruitbat who eats bugs?
Good point. I was thinking of it as a one-and-done situation. I forgot how females work.
I mean im Christian and i dont even go to church. Its not like the catholic religion where you have to learn to chant and pray to statues.
Hey, you could always go for a "just in case" conversion. It won't change your core beliefs but it might work out that way
A sharpened spoon would be a much wiser choice
That its actually real....
My eyes and i would ask wife to describe what she was seeing clearly and it was the same things that i saw. Fucken scary when you realize
Some things can act like a conduit or a beacon for the "others". It even got so bad before we smudged that i was seeing things when i closed
My grandfather's. She took it home and all the weird shit almost completely stopped. Do you have anything in the house from an old time?
But that just pissed them off. Then one day i had another friend over who is sensitive in a different way find this ancient obsidian lump of
Literally pooping right now. Made laugh so hard man in other stall asked if i was alright!
Charged with muder.
Fuck that guy. Seriously why did'nt YOU dump HIM?
I can never unsee that now. Thanks
You magnificent bastard! Bravo
She is a jealous type then that means she wont trust you. Keep your distance. Confidence? Fake it till you make it. Really. It works
Doubt yourself or your partner, just tell yourself it hasnt fallen apart so it must still be together. 3-never be jealous. Just dont. And if
Surprised. 2-never worry about the staus of the relation because it is all good until it is not-meaning you cant control it so whenever you
Dont give up. Been there. The only way to beat the trust problem is this: 1-never have expectations and you will usually be pleasently
I love this
I am groot doesnt work. My life is over.
Top left also
Kids book called Where's Waldo. He whears red strips in a 2-page picture and you have to find him.
No looks like a power cord and the reflection of it.
No. He was a genie wasnt he? Dont think that counts as a wizard
Fucking gold right here. This is legend
A millshake is much kinder than keying the dimbass who larks like that
It took me far too many moments to get this joke. But i got it
1) Dont get punched in the face 2) I too need surgery but of the spine and im freaking out 3) pretty much 96% of doctors dont give a shite.
Nailed it
Are they named after that story about a fruitbat who eats bugs?
Good point. I was thinking of it as a one-and-done situation. I forgot how females work.
I mean im Christian and i dont even go to church. Its not like the catholic religion where you have to learn to chant and pray to statues.
Hey, you could always go for a "just in case" conversion. It won't change your core beliefs but it might work out that way
A sharpened spoon would be a much wiser choice
That its actually real....
My eyes and i would ask wife to describe what she was seeing clearly and it was the same things that i saw. Fucken scary when you realize
Some things can act like a conduit or a beacon for the "others". It even got so bad before we smudged that i was seeing things when i closed
My grandfather's. She took it home and all the weird shit almost completely stopped. Do you have anything in the house from an old time?
But that just pissed them off. Then one day i had another friend over who is sensitive in a different way find this ancient obsidian lump of