we need repellent to get the repellent
MRW im taking a number 2 and push too hard
MRW my girlfriend starts yelling at me in Spanish
MFW i realize i'm a fucking bird
MRW I see someone with way too much makeup
MRW i hear my phone buzz and it's just a text from my ex
it's terrible
Scumbag Magneto
MRW my little brother tells me he's going to bang a bowl of Jello
This is a maggot close up
Celebrities really are like everyone else
MRW i hear my own voice in a video
MRW i see one of my favourite gifs as a thumbnail and it turns out to be part of a sob story
Cinnamon, calm down!
Ain't no one fucks with tiny bird. Ain't no one.
it's not bad...
thats how it goes pretty much every time
Thanks nature
MRW i'm high and my friend says we should go to Chipotle to get burritos with everything on them.
MRW my balls are itchy but i'm in public and can't scratch them
MRW girl scouts are trying to sell me cookies and i'm trying to hold myself back from buying some
aw yeah....that's nice
Just a warm day, here in Canada
as a college student, this is me.
every. time.
wow they made a game about my life!
murderers? pff
Merry Christmas to me
my friend just dropped this on me
MRW i get home late and my mom has been waiting for me
lost count of how many times I've done this
i kept thinking about how i'd have to survive off of my PB & J sandwich until morning
MRW i win an argument with my girlfriend
MRW i wear my new Christmas clothes
well i'm busy for the next two months.
MRW i see something on the front page i posted a month ago
thaaanks
maybe they aren't so bad
She can tele my tuby, ya know what I'm sayin
i hate when i get stuck in these situations
Mr. President.... we're fucked.
Magicians are the best trolls
MRW my drunk friend is yelling about how he still loves his ex girlfriend.
Good Guy Batman?
LMAO
poor pluto :(
princesses and the crazy shit they do
you shut your whore mouth, Bugs
mind=blown
MRW my little brother is telling me a story about how he accidentally ate the last cookie.
MRW my drunk friend says he'll jump off the roof into the pool and i'm trying to stop him
"it's okay boss, it's work related"
Kinda feel bad for eating them...
the first person that gets really drunk at a party
For my cake day, I'd like to share one of my favourite tv show scenes as a kid.
Too bad they ate her
"oh shit, SHIT FUCK FUCK FUBBLLLLAARRRGGGHHH........no one saw that"
saw one of my friends on Facebook (who is in a serious relationship) like the page. brace yourself.
Childhood ruined