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469 pts · July 8, 2016


I like the part when...

All the real Americans are, the Russian assets are the ones siding with Trump and Couchsexer

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Could always pull the Musky and use a small child for a human shield.

1 year ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

What’s JD doing to that dumpster? That doesn’t look very PG.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Looks more like a Mo than and Andrew…

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The book didn’t kill your family the person holding the book did. I can leave my books in my bunker full of canned beans and porn all day and it doesn’t kill anyone. /s

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

If I want bad vibes I got my bad dragon for that

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Does fanfiction fall into this? Asking for myself and my smutty smutty DeSantis x Abbott ficus

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What if not by mouth? No wait that’s usually how I end up in the hospital anyway

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

-Intensely googles ram sized rockets-

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

-Shocked beeping noises-

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Am I a computer?

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

What is this a moon for ants?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Okay but hear me out double beer funnel. But yeah, no that would be literal shit for plumbing

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But not so deep that I can’t play submarine with my ahem… periscope.

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

So he’s going to have twins and one will be raised as a princess and other will be a farmer in the desert.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The watchwomen

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is it the watchwatchmenmen?

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Thanks for the knowledge! You could have ragged on, but you magnon’ed instead

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The Crow-magnum.., no I know I know it’s a bad joke and it’s biologically inaccurate

4 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 2

Robert Frost took 20 lines to convey the emotional turmoil in his poem “The road not taken” as @ElbowDeepInAHorse did in 4 and some change.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No I’m sure there have been worse ideas, like statistically. But personally, I say perhaps.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I meant to ask about one of the songs, but by the time I got to the comments, I had forgotten which one

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Could I interest you in everything? All of the time?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I would be the most man that ever manned by that standard. A real manly man.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You made me touch my nose to the dickbutt. My clean virgin nose.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

He looks Mike Lindell’s more trustworthy brother

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

At least you can still beet it

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This MF really got us puttin our noses up to our phones. Also giraffe, fox, and the elephant Hindu god dude maybe giving the peace sign.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nothing beats fre shvac ado

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It’s called a “ Clicbot” which is much better than the “Cuckbot” I mistyped into google.

4 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 0