MultipleChoice

130 pts ยท January 21, 2016


A beer in the hand is worth 2 in the Busch.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

One of my cats is a polydactyl, and 1 of the claws grew uncontrollably. At one point it grew back THROUGH his paw. Had to remove it.

6 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

First thing I saw was "Germany, not yet" on Poland.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I half expected "Your mom" after Jupiter.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Importance of owning a gun correlates strongly with police corruption. A good police force would stop unauthorized gun ownership.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Legen- wait for it, and I hope you're not lactose intolerant because the second half of that word is -dairy.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Can confirm heavy winds. Lots of trees down, and some areas already w/o power for 10 hours, possibly up to 3 days.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Snailed it.

6 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

We must never let Bob the Goldfish learn of this.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Believing this one was a bit of a stretch.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The best I have heard to date is "You miserable pile of broken toaster parts."

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

The effect is greater across the grain, but the principles are sound. You can use a hair dryer to flatten cupped boards.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Even better, this occurs across both width and length, causing the edges to angle inward improving the seal.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

More specifically: the heat dries out one side causing that side to shrink. Inside shorter + outside longer = curve.

7 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 2

I have one of those, but my cTs use it so forcefully they tear it off the wall (it uses command strips).

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Even the hospital thought is was an actual heart attack until they did some surgery.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

33 y/o, had the flu infect my heart and mimic all symptoms of a heart attack. Scary as hell.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Qurbes demands that everyone speaks french. What the canuk?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3