MsUnderstoodAk

1234 pts · August 29, 2019


My Dad is shoulder-slapping my Mom in heaven right now...+1

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Aaahhhh, Captain Canuck even thinks this is shit.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

... like a Rainbow.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

**We can only Dream...

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hey, Nope. No, FUCK this.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I feel this pain. Both of my parents died young & over a decade ago. I'm 100% sure they're in Heaven, only crying & breathing fire.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Naaaaa, I laughed my ass off... For I, too, understand her pain & the need to drown it. Only I've made it almost 9 years not

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Mine thinks it's just right... And I'm straight.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

CONGRATULATIONS! That's fabulous! Your cat is my nightmare. My dog just peed when he saw her...

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Only if HE says it was. Like we couldn't tell he was only joking, silly President...

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, not the little rocking back & forth when he isn't at the podium. That doesn't make him look like he's "special" at all

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is that you, Dad?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was going to ask that... And do you jump when it stops? And Happy Cake Day, Buddy! Enjoy your elevator!

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

How can you tell from half the enclosure?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hey! My 1995 Camry has 226k miles on it & starts at -30°F. That's the kind of power I prefer...

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Are you sure it's not The Crusty Crab?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thank you, this is EXACTLY how I hope it's going...

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

iAaaah, gato blanco esta muy smart! **said in my bestest Texmex

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"That's not me, that's YOU, Sport. We've told you to shut it when Dad's working, dammit!"

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And the insurance agencies frown upon it, as well

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

... and disco ball from the heavens

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

MEEE-YOOOWZER!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He's been sustaining himself with consistent diet of CBD, lavender oil, & edibles. And an occasional mouse, if it wanders into his box-area

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Homes to go to work... Makes sense. Terribly common, overly-simple sense 2/2

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I read somewhere that everyone who's contracted the virus all have 1 thing in common: They've had to leave their 1/2

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My son is 21 & can't even build an indoor fort. But he'll kick your ass in Grand Theft Auto or whatever Skyrim is... I'm so lucky.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So? Mom's gonna need "The Rapists" for $200...

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You ARE helpful! Thanks, Bro... Now, what do I do about the molestation & starvation? Asking for myself at her age...

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0