Stress filled ravioli stuffed in the shape of a round human with a massive case of resting b face. Just trying to stay sane during my tour of life. Got an awesome husband I definitely do not deserve and 2 sons.
Stress filled ravioli stuffed in the shape of a round human with a massive case of resting b face. Just trying to stay sane during my tour of life. Got an awesome husband I definitely do not deserve and 2 sons.
I have 2 nephews and 1 niece. They are my deceased brothers children. My exSIL brings them by so we can visit. My husband was building some lawn furniture in front my niece (5 YO), she was watching him intently. I asked her if she wanted to help, she said yes and helped build 2 rocking chairs. She was using all her little muscles to turn that Allen wrench. It was awesome to not see her on the iPad. We've gotta enjoy this time for my brother.
I said the exact same thing!
My husband and I used to frequent a burlesque/variety show in Deep Ellum, it was always really fun, intimate, and with not a ton of people. It went by the way side because of Covid. Your sounds way advanced to what we are used to!
All three of my cat refused a fountain waterer. They were in the toilets, in the showers, at the sinks. I put their normal water bowl out and they all lined up and drank their fill.
I love just searching up Marie Callendar memes and having a good laugh.
Me too 🥲
Our son came out as gay. We of course were very accepting and fine with it, love is love. A few years later he came out as bi and met a girl he adores and now we are wading into "please no teenage pregnancy" territory and my husband said, "Remember when he was gay? That was nice".
#6 I'm these people and other people just look at me like I'm insane and it legit kind of hurts my feelings. Like, dang, I'm sorry I look bonkers laughing at a half finished thought so hard I can't breathe and tears are coming out of my eyes. Okay, bye...
I wish to give your more upvotes!
Mine either. Whenever he would cry she would run up and try to bite his head. Now, thats her human, he's 16 now and she's 17, she always wants to be where he is.
#36 not in Texas, broke down and turned the AC back on. Its too fucking hot for December.
She looks like when I ripped the heads off my barbies and would have to smoosh their heads onto their necks as the joint was loose in their heads.
I hate this fucking planet.
They really are vile.
In RD2, I kept accidentally shooting the guy you come across that wants you to uncuff him, every time I tried to uncuff him, I would shoot his legs and he kept saying "what are you doing?!" and to myself I was like don't know, I'm sorry! I shot him to death. I gave up on the game when during the train heist, I couldn't figure out how to get my bandana up and Dutch kept yelling "Goddammit Arthur! What are you doing?!" I do not know! [sobs in failed outlaw]
After 20 yeas I still tell my husband occasionally, "hey man, thanks for doing me a solid, and marrying me, you're good people", I put my fist out and he just stares at me and tells me to shut my face. Goddamn, I'm the luckiest woman in the whole wide world. ♥️
I've seen him high thrusting his crotch near an audience members face, so swearing would not surprise me. 10/10.
The pillows are the best! The cushions killed and I cannot stand a full mask.
If you stick to it, it will. Ive had mine going on 2 years now and I'll never not wear it. I used to be tired all. the. fucking. time. Like if I was awake, I was thinking about sleep/lying down. If I was at home, I was in bed. Now I run errands and shit, and add extra shit to my list and have the energy to do so. Also helped treat my migraines. Apparently fighting for your life all night makes you a tad tired the following day.
#45 because what if indeed. I finally had to become a small purse girly because carrying a small house worth of supplies for years wrecked my shoulder. I'll never have a hammer, or knife, or sewing kit, or raincoat or emergency blanket or...
Thank you for linking, the full video was great!
Pathetic
What a piece of shit. - Little Alex Horne
I will never get over how fucking fast cats are. It blows my mind. I went to bopp the beans and my cat had flipped over from a laying position and bit my finger before I had actually touched the pad. I'm also still in awe that I have animals in my house, and they want to be where I am! Animals!! My husband thinks I'm weird. And my youngest cat is 13, had her since she was a wee babe, and I'm still amazed by them. All the time.
Holy moly, I thought it said "eat a meal that doesn't come out of a butthole". Happy Thanksgiving!
Absolutely! I've seen so many posts about how people wearing pj's to the store, yada yada yada. Why the fuck do people care? I'm concerned about real shit. I don't even wear pj's but I could not care less that other are. No wonder everything is falling apart, we are stupid and focus on stupid shit.
For real. Everything is shit. Find joy where you can.
I gave up sweet tea many years ago, I was addicted to the stuff. Now when I accidentally get sweet tea, I recoil, it is absolutely too sweet. It leaves a bad aftertaste too. I can even taste if they made the unsweetened tea in a tin they just made sweet tea in, and I can't even stand that. My husband also gave up sweet tea in solidarity, when he accidentally gets sweet tea, he will drink up so quick. I have a funny story about a Big Red exploding in his face. We've given up soda too.
I am awaiting our own (private) reunion. 6+ months to go.
My orange idiot is female.