MrsHouse

21295 pts ยท October 1, 2012


I had a quaker parrot growing up. He was a total goofball

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Someone forgot to mention that you need to hold off on seasoning with the pepper early on. It burns and tastes so bitter

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Neat!! Where did she find it?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But but... that's cow on the plate....

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

I prefer to pretend that I am Khaleesi, Mother of Dragons. Starts my day off on a power note lol

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Daytime..... night time!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

2/2 I'm so sorry for everything you experienced and are going through now.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The anxiety and nightmares are awful. OP, please see someone to help you. It took me a long time to come to grips with my still birth. 1/2

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's crazy for me to want to and I'm a woman. You do you OP and tell others to fuck off and "take some fresh croissants, I made too many ."

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

:-( I do this all the time as part of my gift giving.... why didn't I think of making it a business first?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank you. This is my favorite gif ever and I have been looking for it!

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

At least it's whipped though

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

You have no idea how sickingly thick that icing tastes when done like that. sooo much icing.....

11 years ago | Likes 64 Dislikes 4

Where did you find this ?!!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As soon as I saw this post, my newborn pooped. I blame you

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It fits with the squirrel mind lol

11 years ago | Likes 301 Dislikes 1

Eh I love playing games but there are times in which I wished my husband would stop playing so I can have help. Just depends on the ordeal

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Maybe a ballerino just trying to have a snack!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I would've ended up being a spinster according to these rules.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As a Catholic, your family is being a bag of dicks. Be yourself and live life to the fullest OP. Real family doesn't have to rely on blood

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I am pretty sure that he has a child lol

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

Amen! I'm breastfeeding now and when my husband asked if I would be using that thing again, he got the death stare

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Awwwww! +1

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He says he's sellin chawclates ma!

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

We are very touchy with our intimacy though. Being physical is a stress relief

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've got two children and my husband and I both attempt to make the time to be with one another.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Male pole dancing.... the untapped club idea lol

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's a saaaaad marriage or one that just doesn't rely on physical intimacy.

11 years ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 9

while yeah... we have to go without sex for a bit afterwards. Our goal is to get this baby out! lol

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I thought it was a crown of thorns from the thumbnail. ... oooooouuuch

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0