714 pts · March 31, 2014
I love Stella Artois.
As a guitar tech... you will break your fucking guitar doing this shit. It’s not a drum.
Your momma’s so mean, she ain’t got a standard deviation.
Yes!
Congrats! I just hit day 46 today. Same boat. No cigarettes or alcohol. Stay strong, my friend.
Most tarantulas don’t climb trees.
As somebody who was very recently on his end... I’m sorry. I’m in therapy. I’m trying to better myself for her and me. It’s not you.
It’s a kick in the glass.
Jesus. Thank you.
Blow on your friendship stones, everyone.
She was steering with her dick!
I’ve never seen this GIF, but it’s mine now. THANK YOU.
Thank you! She has been feeding all day!
OP’s mom was the first creature to roam the earth.
As a Hoosier, no we don’t get it. We just eat corn and count “opes” to go to sleep.
If you can make it through the got damn pop ups.
The ol’ can of drink.
Omfg.
Thank you.
Last buttsex, I let out a fart; the very next day you gave it away...
It’s my 28th! Be happy! Big ❤️ your way!
You’ll love it! His wardrobe is magnificent!
Posted after the show. Thanks for your concern.
Nice.
I own a parrot. All bird heads do this.
“What’s that?” she sighed. -“A Gurbiddyspoogit, let me stick it inside.”
They took it at two different times.
Exactly.
I don’t think so. Checked the statements. I was double charged.
As a guitar tech... you will break your fucking guitar doing this shit. It’s not a drum.
Your momma’s so mean, she ain’t got a standard deviation.
Yes!
Congrats! I just hit day 46 today. Same boat. No cigarettes or alcohol. Stay strong, my friend.
Most tarantulas don’t climb trees.
As somebody who was very recently on his end... I’m sorry. I’m in therapy. I’m trying to better myself for her and me. It’s not you.
It’s a kick in the glass.
Jesus. Thank you.
Blow on your friendship stones, everyone.
She was steering with her dick!
I’ve never seen this GIF, but it’s mine now. THANK YOU.
Yes!
Thank you! She has been feeding all day!
OP’s mom was the first creature to roam the earth.
As a Hoosier, no we don’t get it. We just eat corn and count “opes” to go to sleep.
If you can make it through the got damn pop ups.
The ol’ can of drink.
Omfg.
Thank you.
Last buttsex, I let out a fart; the very next day you gave it away...
It’s my 28th! Be happy! Big ❤️ your way!
You’ll love it! His wardrobe is magnificent!
Posted after the show. Thanks for your concern.
Nice.
I own a parrot. All bird heads do this.
“What’s that?” she sighed. -“A Gurbiddyspoogit, let me stick it inside.”
They took it at two different times.
Exactly.
I don’t think so. Checked the statements. I was double charged.