18874 pts ยท September 29, 2012
Imgurian for a decade, complete idiot for quite a bit longer than that.
Autodots, roll out
And everyone who says they're an FBI agent is likely a child, funnily enough
"A stellar example of democracy" with the state of the electoral college and the rampant gerrymandering? Sorry man, we haven't considered the american democracy to be in a good state in a long time
The rapist Riley Reid? (Look it up)
There are two kinds of people in this world
Wow, I havent seen a Lenny in years
Shhhh dude they're not supposed to know
Don't forget child rapist!
Jesus christ this post aged like milk
Further future here. Hope you're ready for that kind of behaviour becoming the norm
0h boy do I have news for you
Learn how to type numbers with one hand, my dude
I'mwaiting for there to be a s3nd mobile app
Imgur used to be so much hornier before the adpocalypse
The 10 seconds it takes before it can fully go in is not going to make a difference in the cook, and how is broken spaghetti less hassle? You just get smaller pieces which are harder to spin around your fork
Just wait like 10 seconds amd fold it down
So he can live out, his picket fence dream
Alter we're right next to you, give us some recognition. We were the first
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This dingdings my dong
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Glorious purpose!
"I can live with this"
*sigh* lemme guess, there's a japanese washing machine dating sim
If you can afford dinner, that is. Don't need to cook cereal!
As someone who prefers to sit anyway, I imagined this going in the direction of the fully closed lid lmao.Middle of the night, you sit down, the stream starts before you realize you're sitting on a flat surface and pissing straight forward.
Autodots, roll out
And everyone who says they're an FBI agent is likely a child, funnily enough
"A stellar example of democracy" with the state of the electoral college and the rampant gerrymandering? Sorry man, we haven't considered the american democracy to be in a good state in a long time
The rapist Riley Reid? (Look it up)
There are two kinds of people in this world
Wow, I havent seen a Lenny in years
Shhhh dude they're not supposed to know
Don't forget child rapist!
Jesus christ this post aged like milk
Further future here. Hope you're ready for that kind of behaviour becoming the norm
0h boy do I have news for you
Learn how to type numbers with one hand, my dude
I'mwaiting for there to be a s3nd mobile app
Imgur used to be so much hornier before the adpocalypse
The 10 seconds it takes before it can fully go in is not going to make a difference in the cook, and how is broken spaghetti less hassle? You just get smaller pieces which are harder to spin around your fork
Just wait like 10 seconds amd fold it down
So he can live out, his picket fence dream
Alter we're right next to you, give us some recognition. We were the first
https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1d3J4MnRia3V5dDk1NzNzdHh4ZHdoOHVsd3AyYnA5bGpuY2lyd21jYiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/11FiDF2fuOujPG/200w.webp
https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1YjRldmk3OHR6d3BmbHZtejM1c2l3NmtiY3g1cjRpZHhzcm5xOWhlZiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/rbzLgG9VR0QMw/200w.webp
This dingdings my dong
https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1OGFycnJ0M3pqazBnejg5amxjZGthOGRlZGljcGF1Y3hhbGNvcmtsMCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/uJQKi2wJaJDjO/200w.webp
Glorious purpose!
"I can live with this"
*sigh* lemme guess, there's a japanese washing machine dating sim
If you can afford dinner, that is. Don't need to cook cereal!
As someone who prefers to sit anyway, I imagined this going in the direction of the fully closed lid lmao.
Middle of the night, you sit down, the stream starts before you realize you're sitting on a flat surface and pissing straight forward.