MrRoybert

35795 pts ยท May 14, 2015


well theyre about an inch long... sorta curly... a pretty dark brown, almost blackish... oh shit it says public...

i forgot why I don't use imgur anymore. then I opened the app after a long dry spell. saw politics. and remembered. "Oh right. this platform shit itself to death. It's just become a bunch of overly privileged people who post politics and whine about any and all tiny inconvenience. i don't give a fuck about Trump. i dont give a fuck about Biden I don't give a fuck about Kamala. I DO give a fuck about a laugh. this isn't it. Queue "You won't be missed!" , "don't let the door hit you" comments. Lol

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 5

That's not correct. I buy 1000 rounds at a time. I have Greying hair at 38. They typically just ask for my birthdate.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As Tyler Childers says in his song "Hard Times," "My sweat and my wages, they don't seem to weigh out."

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Look at you! Out here doing the lords work. Same though. Lmao

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I see! Thanks for the info.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

God damn that's awesome!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It was a joke. Veal is cruel, absolutely! But they were making a joke...

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

An all time classic! Lmao.. Hugh Jass... 3rd cousin to Hugh Janis...

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I needed that. Thank you.

2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

A S&W 500 mag is a revolver. Only holds 5 rounds...

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

Fuckin dead lmao... aged like 30 years too. Lol

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This should be the rule... SHOULD be!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How much would one of those dope ass cakes cost? 150 Quatloos?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bro, my ex-wife, shortly before we divorced (shocker), said i wasn't a man because I didn't know much about car repair... I'm a computer and information tech person... that's what interested me... so yeah, I can't outright fully diagnose every car problem.. but I CAN change oil, change breaks, change wipers, change a tire, jumpstart a car, keep fluids topped off, etc... every day without her is a blessing. Lol

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I work at one of the most unholy places on earth [walmart], and during my divorce, which started last March and was finalized in october.. and even now, im still at a loss from it all. Even though i know im better off, it still hurts... I'd like to do this almost daily.. but nope, I just swallow it down until I'm sure there will be a point where I can't or just straight-up have a heart attack or stroke or something...

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Saaaaame

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Should be the GTA VI cover.. lol

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Delicious! One of my favorites

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Ever watch Boylei Hobby Time on youtube?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Butterfly kisses!!!! It's too cute!!! -Plankton

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Man, my brain feels funny... I think I'm going crazy... what's this extra bladed arm coming out of my back... weird..

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Same. Got my eyes all tearing up.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I'm sitting here at work in the lab with my eyes all watery...

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

100%! Not sure why people are confused about this.. outside of being purposefully obtuse...

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

If i know one thing about Sony, it's that much like "Mr Krabs", they LOVE money!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Thank you for understanding the joke. As we know, jokes rely on hyperbole.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0