MrRectangle

120160 pts · July 30, 2011


I'm Mr Rectangle! Have i really been on imgur that long? My god! Time does fly. When did i become an imgur old timer? Oh well guess you are all stuck with me! It was kinda nice to be a D+ celebrity for awhile on here....anyone still remember me?....hello?....anyone?.http://imgur.com/gallery/jIQJRL3 ..no...well thats okay, i still like ya. me: http://i.imgur.com/hAihsh4.jpg just kidding this is me: http://i.imgur.com/wT5jtyK.gif

Really? Wow. I'd hate to tell you what Imgur was like in the before time.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I'm 6'2 and always dated short women (my wife is jussst 5 foot) One time, years ago, I was drinking with a female friend and we kissed. She was 6 foot. I exclaimed "This is so convenient!" She wasn't nearly as amused as I at the time. lol

2 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

I'd use it to make an Oscar Mayer bologna sandwich with cheese individually wrapped in plastic and Helmann's mayo and I wouldn't break eye contact the entire time I was making it.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

The before time. The long long ago.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'm 43 and never heard of her, but was still able to say "Oh hey! Commando!" upon googling.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

"Edward Macaroni Fork" - Fartharder

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

lets split it! see what happens

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Damn, the Kingpin has a white saber?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I made this! Lol. (I wish I was a bot though)

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I’ve had 11cake days here. Couple more and I’ll get my Imgur drivers license. I member it all. I member Peanut Buddha and the walnut post.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

member nude sexy gif parties in the comment section? I member

3 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 1

You want some more hit me up. <3

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a professor once told me "You just aren't familiar with you art "family tree" yet.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"I'm not an artist." Precedes to post art. Check out karel appel, dekooning, george condo, Basquiat, Francis Bacon, Anslem Keefer. (1)

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah, i have that as well. That texture on your tongue is the worst. Nails on a chalkboard aint got nothing on that

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Legit she wouldnt even speak to me in game. I entered the room and she asked me to leave.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

yeah im on a huawei laptop. It's only a couple years old.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

The old ways are all but gone. Pointing out incorrect meme use use to be a duty. Now, it is a downvote. -shakes cane-

4 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

B A C K T O F O R M U L A !!!!!??????

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What do you guys think that bouncy juice they drank tasted like? I bet it was good.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

This was me trying to get a 3080. Finally had to get a friend to use a bot to scan websites for sellers and managed to nab a 3070 at least.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mechanic: It needs new rotors, pads, and if you don't change the oil more the blocks gonna crack. ME: Try reversing the polarity.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Ronald? Is that you?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm coming up soon with ya old timer.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Ah yes. The long long ago. The before time. Gather around everyone and i will tell you about the before time.

4 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Only half betazoid. The other half is repulsive huuu monnn!

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Pretty sure Chocolate Rain posted this image the first time on his myspace

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My son is 6 months old and just learned to roll over. This video made me tear up. ngl

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0