Mousecop

21662 pts · May 19, 2012


⨗ You're probably here because I said something inappropriate, insensitive, or sarcastic. I tend to do that. I hope we can still mend things between us http://i.imgur.com/tyVOL.gif ================================== A few things about me: -Male, 21 years old -University of Minnesota Graduate -On Imgur solely for cat gifs ================================== http://i.imgur.com/69JzURg.gif

Haha nope. Still poor

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Shrooms.

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Fortunately for you though, Mexican food can be just as tasty as BBQ. And the southwest is absolutely gorgeous

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Correct, it's not a penalty unless the defender actually grabs and twists the face mask. Looked like a face mask to the ref, though

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When I was on shrooms I had to have my friend open my Capri Sun for me. no way I'd be able to remove a doorknob

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As a Minnesotan living in Arizona- WINTER IS OVERRATED. I'm loving these 80 degree days

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We're too content to bother. People will only protest when they notice the corruption affecting their day-to-day lives.

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If you're voting for Bernie you might need to rethink your political views, because you aren't a Republican (and that's fine)

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It was meant to be read in a joking tone, people. I'm well aware my cat wasn't actually plotting my death LOL

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Came here to say this. I always thought it was cute when my cat would do that to my foot, then I learned it was trying to kill me :(

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I live off McKellips (by point A)! ALMOST RELEVANT

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That's not true, smart people get bored too.

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I'll die when I choose to, thank you very much

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Redneck ingenuity never fails to amaze me

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I actually thought they were the same person until I was like 15

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People under 21 can't legally possess marijuana.

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Uncle Iroh would be proud.

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I, too, enjoy dropping acid and having sex with inanimate objects.

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The funny thing is both were mandatory reading at my high school.

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From the first time this was posted, OP said the guy was married.

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Ha I'm afraid not

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When I delivered for Jimmy John's I'd always come inside when they offered. Of course, it's cold as shit in Minneapolis and I was on a bike

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Actually fun fact this gym was built in 2013.. (sorry for ruining your joke lol)

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This is the gym for the University of Minnesota. Maybe UCF is the same build?

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