MouseBalls

48255 pts ยท August 4, 2013


My namesake: http://i.imgur.com/hU0Mlde.jpg Ya like dags? I LOVE DAGS!!!

I took one look at her and thought, "Wait til she's older" is a good lesson in sex ed. She could teach me science all night.

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They're just redecorating. It's the new Derelict look.

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I went that fast down a mountain on a motorcycle in Death Stranding. It was fun.

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2/2 brown star while giving him a bath. He was maybe two. She freaked out, naturally.

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My cousin's kid did that once, also with a smaller string. Except, my cousin found out when she saw the string coming out of his 1/2

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NJ drivers are bad about this. I hated living there and having to drive with them every morning and afternoon for work commute.

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Yeah, I at least waited until Friday when I'd go home and visit family bringing 10 of those with me. I'd drink 3 that night.

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I was only married 3 years, and man do I miss the company *cough*sex*cough*, but I learned to love myself. ?

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Me too! Me too!

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I went through your posts, and I still have that post favorited from 6 years ago! They are really good books, and I'm glad it all took off!

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Congrats! I was one of the ones who downloaded the first book free, then saw the other two and read the trilogy last year. They were great!

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Our assignments were to write about how each event affected history. I fucking loved that class, and I have always hated history classes.

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Yep. My favorite and most memorable history class was honors Early US History in college taught by a professor who taught by telling it.

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Oh, interesting, I did not know that.

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Are they even still around? Haven't heard any news from them lately.

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Are you sure we didn't have the same teacher? He made up a little jingle called "Rolly Polly, Daddy's Little Fatty" and told it to us once.

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I memorized all the US president, the states and their capitals in that class. That's about all I accomplished.

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2/2 jokes. His favorite joke: I was on the TV last night. My wife got mad and told me to get off it. So yeah, this penis joke is similar.

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My 8th grade US History teacher was a coach. We learned nothing in that class because he was always talking about sports, fishing, or 1/2

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Same, and I could have retired this year with 20 years, had I stayed in, but fuck that nonsense. I'm glad I got out.

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I showed it to my dad, "These guys found an abandoned tank and are now going around a giant field on joyride with it! Fuck yeah Ukraine!"

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The descriptions are comical though: 8-Holes Design - Looks cooler and more interesting.

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