Mostlybored

134694 pts ยท October 16, 2017


I like cheese

And let Satan take my foot? No, thank you.

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Would politely remind them that I'm not coming in that day, then follow up with "how could you forget? Are you okay?"

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

It's selfish to assume people will care about your feelings, if you don't care about theirs, ya dingus.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

This is a great shitpost.+1

4 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Depends what has been install on the tablet or phone. Better question, whatcha been looking at? ?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#19 deleting it won't help you. We see everything.

4 years ago | Likes 70 Dislikes 0

What episode of Reno 911 is this?

4 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 1

#27

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Fine, then everyone is required to wear bikinis. Men, women, the crowd, the commentators.

4 years ago | Likes 1398 Dislikes 2

Hey bud, even when you love someone, you can still set boundaries between you and you partner. That's called being healthy.

4 years ago | Likes 515 Dislikes 0

Squirt is amazing. But I won't lie, it looks like jizz.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why would you want someone's old vibrator...

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

#6 this cat knows how to party

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Do you want Gundam go happen? Do you legit want that entire situation to happen? Are giant robots worth it

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"well rats" - Rats probably idk I don't speak rat

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

these car are significantly lower than it ever has been before. The cars crash safety mechanisms are top notch for the driver's safety. 2/2

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

First. You're not allowed to jump the fence and secondly if the car is leaking fuel, everyone would be in danger. Plus death rates in 1/?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Reminds me of fucking Prost back in the day

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*Junji Ito intensifies*

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Should probably like practice on a hotdog before he rips his dick off tho.

4 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

It never stops. Get me off the roller coaster.

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I'll blame database guys, thanks.

4 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 2

Just so everyone knows, time was slower in the dimension so he was there for about a decade or two. It utterly broke him.

4 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

Omg, this run of Cap WAS AMAZING. Because Cap got stuck in another Dimension, had a son while on the run, and then came back with PTSD.

4 years ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 1

Who said anything about MURDER?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Then you're a Morty

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 4

Yes, I am. Making children cry will cost nothing extra. So don't worry.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well, what would you like to do now? Shrooms? Rob a bank? A night of wonderful lovemaking with a beautiful person?

4 years ago | Likes 1268 Dislikes 8