MosesJackson

31947 pts · January 11, 2014


I am probably older than you.

I already boycott everything… makes it hard to feel like I’m making a difference

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There’s a stack of blank pardons on Trump’s desk for just this situation

2 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

It takes 2 seconds after waiting in line for 30 minutes… because of underfunding

2 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Rumor has it he is also a convicted felon and rapist.

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thank you

6 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

*its

6 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

You’re starting with the premise that we all agree Hitler was evil. That’s going to change.

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The problem is the part where you’re on Twitter.

1 year ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

Not to interrupt the schadenfreude, but this is what causes insurance companies to leave markets, affecting normal homeowners

1 year ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

Somebody is smitten.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’m in the caff right now, riding the bean pretty hard just to get through the day

1 year ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 0

Celebrate the slaughter. These pins celebrate the slaughter of school children.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*puting, because the Dead don’t play golf

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I forgot Clifford! But the “too red” comment was spot on. Which reminds me I forgot Spot and Rover.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I almost asked a woman if she needed help unloading a car full of groceries, but then decided that was creepy and didn’t want to make her uncomfortable.

2 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

I’m going to need all the boys to submit a signed masturbation log…

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Treason is the first line on the republican resume.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Now meets requirements to run as a republican

2 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

That's what the AR lapel pins are for: Celebrate the Slaughter!

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

Pay him $200/hour and see if he changes his mind

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

*its

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is not valid without a name. We need a name.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Section citation warms my cold lawyer heart.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Well, my once-in-a-lifetime trip ended on Day 2 with COVID. There are things you can’t control…

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wiggle wiggle

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Lower taxes benefits everyone

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Big Wheel is classic version, pre handbrake. I couldn’t walk by a cigarette machine without checking the coin return.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0